Dan Bull - It Is The Battlefront Rap (Rap About Battlefront) lyrics

[Verse 1:] A long time ago in a galaxy far away A battle between son and father raged The dad represented an empire of hate While the son's side brought light To erase the dark away What?! Feel the beat drop, like a rock That an Ewok dropped from a treetop You be lost like Luke on his Tauntaun Man, he should have probably took a TomTom It's getting Hoth in here So put on all your clothes Before you're froze Cold as ice like my hardboiled prose Hip hop C-3PO, fluent in six million flows Oh no, I'm a rap Han Solo Backpack Jedi Master YOLO No fool, old school like Yoda Fly in a Vauxhall Supernova Souped up chunk of metal, son Revving and ready for the Kessel Run Hey matey! Your AT-AT's slower than AT&T I could have ate tea at the age of eighty And still evade Vader's late fleet When I aim I can read your mind Make your speeder bike and a tree colide Ow, there's a leak in your trousers I've got a bad feeling about this [Hook x2:] May the Force be with you May the Dark Lord forgive you Anakin Skywalker, beat slamming Like a car door, sir! You're comic, I'm a Dark Horse This is Star Wars! [Verse 2:] Between me and you there's business Bigger than Lucas and Disney's Like Luke I was born to do this I've used the Force and torn Through the stormtroopers All you noobs are sore losers You scruffy looking nerf herders Motherf**ers deserve murder I smash my rivals! Snatch the title Look at my blaster rifle (PEW!) Splat your eyeball! Peep through the binoculars See the future of oculus I'm the Boba Fett of the net But I've not got any offers yet I'm not respected enough Cos I go over your head like a hover jet I got it in the pocket, you're a rookie I rip your arm out the socket like a Wookie Look here, I'm a new rapper Half computer half Chewbacca You're not that bad but you lack heart Mon Calamari, tell them Admiral Ackbar Set traps so you better get back When I'm strapped with a jetpack necks snap So get from the back to the front Pick a faction and f** sh** up, Battlefront So get from the back to the front Pick a faction and f** sh** up, Battlefront [Hook x2:] May the Force be with you May the Dark Lord forgive you Anakin Skywalker, beat slamming Like a car door, sir! You're comic, I'm a Dark Horse This is Star Wars!