Dan Bull - World Of Tanks lyrics

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Dan Bull - World Of Tanks lyrics

[VERSE 1:] I'm driving a titan without a licence These mean beasts begin at like five tons It's a cypher like no other Tough mudder got you frightened You're no object Though you claim you're heavyweight like Tyson Nah, sure, now let me change your mind BYE SON, go away Because I say so, k ho? And stay in focus Or you'll face a plague of locusts Crusading over your terrain 'til you're run over The rain is soaking us making progress slow as a tortoise Time to revise on what our training courses taught us You're in dangerous waters So call a priest, it's actually urgent Observe a pattern emerging And learn the lesson Kaiser Franz Ferdinand didn't learn I'm a hellcat, a mashup of a panther And Samuel L Jackson in shaft with a birch gun I'm the real deal though, not just a nice actor Typecast to plough up the ground Like tractors [HOOK:] Tanks are big! Big are tanks! Would you like a normal sized car? No thanks! [VERSE 2:] I'm a tiger you're a mouse All up in my grill So if you don't want to be k**ed Then you best get out I drive a wespe You ride a vespa When I tell you to be my valentine You reply "Yes Sir!" I bet that you can't even invent a pun for hetzer Well nor can but I don't care Cause I am still the best at world of tanks And it's a fact, I'm absolutely sure, man Whether you're a yank Jap, Chinese, frog, russian or german I'm Churchill meets Cromwell With a dash of wolverine Smash and pulverise you into smithereens jauntily Chin up, keep a cheery demeanour Follow the covenant I am a leopard, you're a cheetah Without the cunning I'ma hun a lullaby, put out your lights You're out of luck, son You're an alpha prototype I am the GOTY, uh uh! I got more ram too Use it to ram you You dick, I maxed out my contraption can do You're stuart little I'm bigger, I'm better, I'm harder too You're cruising for a bruising, sport There's nothing your side can do My team are bishops Yours are weedy vicards I'm a combat cardinal conquering comet Aw bless, you peed your knickers [HOOK:] Tanks are big! Big are tanks! Would you like a normal sized car? No thanks!