Dan Bull - Monopoly Rap lyrics

[Intro] Me? I rap about games! Yeah, we've gathered that by now Who said I can't rap about board games, bro Somebody, presumably Keepin' it old school, innit bro? Yes it is Check it! Ch-check it... [Verse 1] I'm not a property magnate I'm a property magnet Your offers, I'm knocking them back quick As if I'm popping a tablet Not stopping 'til I've got in the last bid I splash quids side to side like my ad libs Damn rich! Made of bread like a sandwich Six figure plus cash sums are my language Turning every opportunity to my advantage So I can afford anything I've ever fancied Shh! Here's an advanced tip to fill up your bank quick Buy everything you fricking can while you're in transit Take out the other gangs quick, bloods and crips Make their bank balance even tighter than your hand grips Fingers clamp tipped like a titanium vice when I'm shaking the dice You didn't take my advice and I'm not saying it twice Alright, I'm saying it twice I'm bankrupting you so say your goodbyes Uhh [Bridge] Do not pa** Go And do not collect $200 [Hook] I'm a cataclysm of capitalism Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm I'm lacking humility, never lacking in income This isn't a city, it's a kingdom I got dat Monopoly money You're not going to take my property from me I got dat Monopoly money You're not going to take my property from me [Verse 2] I'm not going to lie; the Monopoly guy Looks impossibly fly in a top hat, moustache and a tie I properly rock at Monopoly You're probably not going to topple me Even if your house burned down it wouldn't be hot property Got money on my mind, I might require a lobotomy I'm all about the green and I'm not discussing botany But ruck with me and I might need to lick some broccoli You're economically unsound like an art degree My pocket's deep enough to feed everyone sleeping rough But you don't beat the competition treating poverty I'm really sorry that there's people that aren't eating properly I acknowledge it's a problem, but not for me What, you really think I'd know how to play fair? When I was raised in a hotel on Mayfair? I'd prefer to stay here, you can stay there But as you're pa**ing by, you'd better pay the fare [Hook] I'm a cataclysm of capitalism Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm I'm lacking humility, never lacking in income This isn't a city, it's a kingdom Monopoly. Hot property I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat Monopoly. Hot property I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat [Outro] Has anyone ever actually finished a Monopoly game Without overturning the board and throwing little buildings everywhere? Not me... Not me Consoles? You're next