[Intro:] Hey Joshua, I got an idea What? Let's do rapping About what? I don't know, anything Anything? Computer games Yeah? MegaMan, for example Or ProtoMan MegaMan ProtoMan MegaMan ProtoMan [Hook x2:] Who's the best man? Is that a question? A double take, we attack 'till your head spins You know it's MegaMan No, it's ProtoMan We 'bout to bust up the track you selected It's not like Red vs. Blue, see We got time, don't expect a movie So you start to run But we're far from done Cause literally my arm's a gun [Dan Bull:] It's the boy in the blue suit, blue hair and blue boots With arms like mine, I should probably shoot hoops I rock a Mega Buster You got a feather duster I'll uppercut you in the head because I never trust ya Dr. Wily's not so highly qualified as his title implies It's a pile of lies Like every time he complies Apologizing and cries Before recidivising right into the violent life [NoneLikeJoshua:] Yo, it's ProtoMan You know your bro, fam Punch you in the shoulder, then I crush you like a soda can I make your motor jam, loading up my cannon Then we taking over from America to Tokyo, Japan Your demise, see, I hold it in my poker hand You’re slower than iPhones from 2007 Call me a shadow while I’m hiding from the Light As a rapper, not surprising that you copy my lines Like damn! [Hook] [Dan Bull:] So come and rock with Rock as I rock with Roll Sidescrolling through the whole of your soul, ohhh! My cranium is made of titanium I'm running rings around fake lies like Alien I'm better than ProtoMan, Fire Man, Cut Man Bomb Man, Time Man, Ice Man Guts Man, Method Man, Redman I'm way ahead, man And what's my name again? Say it! MegaMan! [NoneLikeJoshua:] We taking out the Ba** and the Treble I’m made of the metal And waiting forever to play on the level we came to settle You say you’re special while I stay the rebel You pacifists have to get your a**es kicked on a bangin' instrumental You patriotic fool claiming you’re not a tool Everybody’s sure you’re megaderp, so stop refusing the truth I got my Proto Shield blockin' haters out Shades on my helmet cause my name’s renowned And they say wow! [Hook] [Outro:] Robots are machines that follow orders I’m a machine that doesn’t So what does that make me?