Dan Bull - The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot Rap lyrics

[Intro] It's. The. Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test? Going face, to face with the best of the best In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test? Based on your base, well I never would have guessed [Verse 1] Look, I was never a chap To simply select between defend and attack So if anyone asks for trouble I'm going to be doubly sending them back The throne is mine I'm ending any pretender to that I'm sensing a lack of courage Such that you won't even reach the end of the track I've been training at dawn Every day to be ready for the Great Big Battle Evading traps all day while I'm raiding castles And I'm aiming at fools with such deviousness That it's even leaving mages baffled Debasers, Crabs or gelatinous walls I'm hacking them all Jabbing and brawling, having a ball And sending them packing their bags in the hall If Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Then I probably hit him [Hook] It's the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test? Going face, to face with the best of the best In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test? Based on your base, well I never would have guessed (Pay attention!) [Verse 2] I'm raiding your mates, and taking everything that they bought I fought them in their forts, blood sport's the way it's paid for And I'm a great sport, wielding a greatsword Treat your face like I'm walloping a baseball I drop the Painhammer, like my surname And I certainly know to make the most of my fame Man, I treat merchandising opportunities as prudently As a morbidly obese Beastman would treat the food he eats I'm a greedy bugger Me and my money, we need each other I'm bringing enough bling To sting the vision of Stevie Wonder I'm applying oceans, of potions Like lotion, ‘til I'm not even trying I'm just going through the motions [Hook] It's the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test? Going face, to face with the best of the best In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test? Based on your base, well I never would have guessed [Verse 3] The sight of my castle's really something in the sky Your is as useless as a Cyclops with something in its eye And in particular, a chicken as vicious as this is ridiculous I think an efficient and fitting prescription is if we could give them Barbiturates I'm clad in heavy armour, you're dressed like a belly dancer Your smelly archers made me catch my breath, Kelly Clarkson I lunge a lot at Hungerbots and snotty Snottinghams And any funds they drop, well I'll probably pocket them I poke my sword at the Terroraptor Overlord Quick, grab the stash, and throw ourselves overboard It's the only life I know, it's how I do things In Opulencia you get rich or die looting [Hook x2] It's the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test? Going face, to face with the best of the best In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test? Based on your base, well I never would have guessed [Outro] It just keeps. Getting. Better!