Dan Bull - The Battlefield 4 Rap! Yay! lyrics

[Verse 1:] Oi, my name, is Daniel Recker Join my game, and Dan'll wreck ya Do me a nice favour Get out of my face or I might take a whole skyscraper And even more later maybe three to four acres Plus every map from Paracel Storm, Resort to Dawnbreaker Sneak into my Flood Zone, you're cover's soon blown I'll turn your dog tag into a little tombstone Is this a revolutionary game or just a new clone? Who knows? Judging by the sales figures, you don't Man, I could stand here and shoot for hours 'Till I've taken out everyone of the three global superpowers A vision of the future, 20/20 My vision's super duper, 20/20 I'm equiped with many shooters, plenty, plenty Big Bang, Sheldon Cooper, Penny, Penny [Hook:] Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4 The best Battlefield since the Battlefield before Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4 Is it Battlefield 3? No, it's Battlefield 4 [x2] [Verse 2:] You know Dan's mission is make a Rogue Transmission Set the dial on your radio and listen What happens when you open a platinum battlepack? You get a single track CD, this battle rap You're the PC, to my Apple Mac Fundamentally opposed, so get out my habitat I'll blast mags, even more than Jack frags Point at all the things with the same finger with which I snatch tags It doesen't matter what I see these fools toting I just double it up, dual scoping One for each of your prepubecent balls, grow some School's open, and I leave every rule broken [Hook:] Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4 The best Battlefield since the Battlefield before Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4 Is it Battlefield 3? No, it's Battlefield 4 [x2] [Verse 3:] I've got a bull's head, I think I'm a minotaur I shot you fools dead, extinct, like a dinosaur Look at you crying now, what you whining for? You can either leave through the window or by the door There's a pile of corpses by your fortress Who left that there? Well, I'd have thought it was me 'Cos I'm the type to counter-knife y'all Wipe the blood off my brow and say "wow, how delightful" A knife in a gunfight, this is how it's done, right? If I didn't give you a chance, it'd be unpolite There's panic in the streets, Humberside You are not safe here, Honey Pie Ask Bonnie Tyler what I did to her heart I more than eclipsed it, I ripped it apart I'd rather play Battlefield than with her tits and her arse Regarding military ditties, I turned it to an art Listen [Hook:] Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4 The best Battlefield since the Battlefield before Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4 Is it Battlefield 3? No, it's Battlefield 4 [x2] [Outro:] Hip-hop-ha, clippity-clap This is the Battlefield Rap, yay! [x2]