[Intro] There now follows a party political gangster rap On behalf of the UK Independence Party [Verse] Hello I'm Nigel Farage Also known as Nigel Farage Nigel Farage So step back, Nicki Minaj Cause I'm a wicked politician at large With a vision of Britain With no immigrant barges Barging in Causing arguments and argy-bargy The Falklands is ours We barred it from the Argies Don't mess with the UK Independence Party Cause we've a tendency to get nasty Each time I gave a splendid speech We gained momentum, speed Faraging with a vengeance We are in the ascendancy A swing of the pendulum And we will gain a bench of seats Unrepentantly pro-Independence See, my ideal ending scene Is a never-ending referendum On foreign bureaucrats And where the heck we're going to send them Next on the agenda? Bloody hell, I can't remember I'm too busy thinking Of becoming an honourable member I'm that friendly MEP Aiming for an MBE The Lib Dems and the BNP They envy me They know what I'm going to be So they're poking fun at me I've no fear Bring your smears Sling your mud at me But bugger bringing in a single currency What's the problem With the monetary system we've got currently? Great Britain is an excellent island Significantly better than Ireland I learned not To be outnumbered by a bunch of Scots Cause they've a tendency To pile in and get violent But I'm a man of great cla** Make you look a straight a** I carry on my campaign Straight after a plane crash Tell these champagne Socialists I'm here to gatecrash I'll Moët to your Babycham And I can't wait to break gla** Rah I dedicate this ungodly tune To an MEP gone too soon In memory of Godfrey Bloom [Outro] Rest in peace, Godfrey What? I know he's not actually dead But it's better than saying he was forced to leave For calling a group of women at the conference a bunch of s*uts Anyway, I digress The point of the message that I'm trying to convey today Is that voting for UKIP would be a splendid idea The fighting bull strikes again God save the Queen Penelope Keith Dennis the Menace Roger the Dodger Tintin What? Tintin's Belgian? Why wasn't I informed of this? Why did nobody tell that Tintin is Belgian?! Get his literature out of my office now!