Dan Bull - THE FASTEST TORTOISE ON THE PLANET (Guinness World Records Challenge) lyrics

[Intro] Hello, it's Dan Bull Guinness World Records have challenged me to make a song using content from their books Guinness World Records 2016, Guinness World Record 2016 Gamer's Edition I said I could make songs about anything So uh Challenge accepted Here we go [Verse 1] If you're a tortoise It doesn't matter You can still be the fastest tortoise on the planet Practice makes perfect So put the work in To succeed isn't free You've got to earn it Take every calorie and burn it Take every curveball that hits you, return it Take every lesson and learn it Until the fact you're the best is the verdict Whether you do it alone or play in a team The world's one big arcade machine There's seven billion of us playing Each unique Get engaged in the game And then chase your dream Take control Roll with the punches Break the mold Take a stroll on your crutches Refine your craft and your talent 'Til nobody else on the planet can touch it [Hook] I want to be the biggest The strongest The oldest The youngest The fastest The longest I wanna be the largest The tallest The brightest The darkest The hardest The smallest I wanna be me I wanna be the best I can be I wanna be me I wanna be the best that I can be [Verse 2] My goodness (x8) Look If there's anything the tortoise taught us It's to never tread water Never cut corners To take no quarter When you break those borders Whether you Deform your face Eat all the grapes Or crush a biscuit betwixt your shoulder blades Grow your fingernails out Run in clogs Spit flames Raise funny dogs What are you the best at? Better than the rest at? What are you self taught? Or genetically blessed at? Whoever you are there's a record you can set Fact When I said you've got potential I meant that And approach each unique plan Two thumbs up On each hand Write it down with the world's biggest ball point pen And then Do it all again To the end [Hook] I want to be the biggest The strongest The oldest The youngest The fastest The longest I wanna be the largest The tallest The brightest The darkest The hardest The smallest I wanna be me I wanna be the best I can be I wanna be me I wanna be the best that I can be [Outro] That was alright, wasn't it?