Dan Bull - Super Mario Glitch-Hop & Dubstep Rap lyrics

[Verse 1: Nonelikejoshua] It's-a me Mario and the gang You probably know my name And so we start the game Jumpin' high, duckin low From the sky to the ocean How come Peach can't stop being stolen? (Hey!) Need the Fire Flower, Star Power now for bowser Koopa Troopas, stupid Goombas Soon to lose a life It's me and Peach and Luigi so you know Stomping dome, rock and roll Let's go! Look at me, now I'm bigger than life Hittin' bricks in the mix, running out of time Now I question what could be in this box Don't fall in or get squashed! Originator of the phrase “1-Up” So I'm getting that coin and the points above And the shell bounced back like what the Shooting fireballs now they're running amok Man-eating plants with teeth in the pipes Guys in the clouds and turtles throwing knives Jumping through the pictures, space then the sea Now I'm wondering, 'what kind of mushrooms are these?' This here kingdom isn't really big, see For the both of us Bowser, well, not for me Got to keep moving for the Princess Peach so Here we go, into the drain [Verse 2: Dave Brown] Welcome to the Bowser Show, son, I bows to no one Not a teenage ninja, but I injure kingdoms So one claim that Mario's in first place And I'll paint my shell blue and hurl it straight at that jerk's face And I still running the game since I first reigned And still no need for surnames So feel the tension while the world waits I give you shakes, I got you nervous like a first date This verse aches from the weight of my wordplay I cause earthquakes when I shout aloud ‘Cause when Bowser growls the sound resounds Louder than a thousand ground pounds SO CHECK IT OUT! RAAAA!!! My breath infernal, my reign eternal I've got your girl saying “I like turtles” My hurtful spikes got a princess impressed And know who Bowser Jr's mother is? Take a guess You don't know why she got stolen though? Sounds like Princess Peach has got Stockholm syndrome But think, who's she's gonna pick? A legit king, or a plumber that headbu*ts bricks for kicks No wonder you only know like five different phrases So let's-a go to the hospital to get your brain fixed And while your doctors try to earn their pay I'll get one of my five a day [Verse 3: Veela] Princess Peach, that's me! I got $tyle I got $peed Mushroom Kingdom, sky to da sea Run by a cheeky demoiselle in pink Floating, Toad is hoping Mario, come and help me out please And once you've set me free I'll bake you a cake, magenta icing I'm upset now, I'm gonna cry now I'll screw you up, let me show you how Get close to Perry, I'll clock you out Beam me up and I'll move the clouds I'd better calm down I've got to heal myself with no friends around Maybe I'll leave you all in the cell So you know how it feels to not get out Still cute but bada** in Super Smash Come up against me, I'll kick your a** Peach bomb Galleom in the back Daisy and me up on the track And once the castle's safe and I'm done Don't think I will want to resist You're my Mario #1 And you deserve a kiss [Verse 4: Dan Bull] Oh hello, It's Luigi Take it to the next level 'cos this sh**'s too easy How I'm ripping the bars, even Princess Peach She call me Bricky Minaj; I'm the pixel Weezy Hello, It's Luigi The pixel Weezy It's Luigi The pixel Weezy With my brother compared It's a trick to see me 'Cos the colour I wear Doesn't fit with green screens I'm coming up with gold off the top off my head And crush s**ers on the comedown, dropping them dead Hello, It's Luigi [Nonelikejoshua] My brother, tell 'em who it is [Dan Bull] The pixel Weezy [Nonelikejoshua] I think they wanna hear again [Dan Bull] It's Luigi [Nonelikejoshua] Now tell these b**hes who it is [Dan Bull] The pixel Weezy With my brother compared It's a trick to see me 'Cos the colour I wear Doesn't fit with green screens I'm coming up with gold off the top off my head [Nonelikejoshua & Dan Bull] And crush s**ers on the comedown, dropping them dead