Dan Bull - Stupid Injunction lyrics

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Dan Bull - Stupid Injunction lyrics

[Hook] Roll up! Roll up! Whatever your dysfunction Conceal it from the public With a super-injunction If you plan to cover up Your extra-marital seduction Your Samaritans are "embarristers" Who'll put up an obstruction [Verse 1] It costs 50 to a 100K So if you've got enough to Throw that kind of money away You're A-OK But for the rest of us Who struggle to get as much And as such must settle For Tesco's own breakfast puffs It's never enough Plus it's evident, look; Freedom of speech just took A ferking terrible cut But in the digital age It is inevitable that Just a simple Twitter page Can make incredible ruptures When someone's got the gumption To publish your compunction Then covering it up Becomes tougher than tungsten You and I can't do it But the dude with the funds can Its ferking fun to use a super-injunction [Hook] Roll up! Roll up! Whatever your dysfunction Conceal it from the public With a super-injunction If you need to receive Sexual abuse from a truncheon We got you covered, brother: Just get a super-injunction [Verse 2] Did you know this song is illegal in the UK Cos it reveals what you're unable to read in newspapers Namely, that if you want to see the allegations Visit this Twitter page to see what happened is shameless Now laughing at famous people isn't particularly civil But it's ridiculous that it can make me into a criminal When disseminating facts and information Can actually make you end up slapped in a cage It's dangerous! So f** Carter-Ruck and Trafigura They deserve an unlubricated cactus to the an*s [Hook] Roll up! Roll up! Whatever your dysfunction Conceal it from the public With a super-injunction If you choose to get nude And act rude in a dungeon No sweat! Just use your super-injunction [Outro] I feel like whistling, you know? *Whistling*