Dan Bull - Shut Down lyrics

[Shizzy Sixx] Good day to all Americans I'm here with a catastrophe And a number of questions to one I'm hoping will answer these My name is Shizzy Sixx with the DB6 News [Dan Bull] And I'm Dan Bull, here to discuss the issues [Shizzy Sixx] OK, recently it seems America caused a blunder Fallen under, suffered The reason why is what we all have wondered [Dan Bull] Capitol Hill were meant to pa**ing a bill About how America was splashing mils But they were lacking the sk** Lagging until it was too late and shut down [Shizzy Sixx] But now that it's shutdown and sundown Dan, what now? [Dan Bull] Well, first an urgent purge of federal workers Essential ones will stay, the rest will be worthless [Shizzy Sixx] Along with being worthless, with hungry mouths and stress Do you have any idea how many people it'll affect? [Dan Bull] Well, 800,000 are not deemed essential So their diaries are gonna be real uneventful [Shizzy Sixx] The eventual tears will be a lot to see What exactly will this do the economy? [Dan Bull] We will see a drop in stocks and profits immediately The longer it goes on, the more it eats into the GDP [Shizzy Sixx] Dropping quick as a DDT, I can't help but feel choked up Dan, since you're in the office, care to explain what's the hold up? [Dan Bull] Yeah, of course The Democrats are in a never-ending spat With the Republicans on just how to spend their tax [Shizzy Sixx] And because that, we can't relax There's drama here Care to tell me what that has to do with Obamacare? [Dan Bull] Well, some Republicans believe that social healthcare Is so bad for welfare, they're ready to go out there This is nail-biting stuff for Obama's cuticles And equally key play for major pharmaceuticals [Shizzy Sixx] Seems for some of these guys, being in office is unsuitable I'd rather see them clean cars and never see a cubicle! I'm sorry, I'm just enraged and took a slight detour Now my next question is: has this happened before? [Dan Bull] The last shutdown was nearly 20 years ago, lasting 21 days So this appears to show that it could take a serious amount of time To resolve what's a fuss about a dime [Shizzy Sixx] Which is a shame, it's like a game With our funds is being played But during the whole fiasco, does the President get paid? [Dan Bull] Yep The President's still getting sent a paycheck With everyone in Congress, it's a safe bet [Shizzy Sixx] At this point, I just feel that America neglects me But just to be sure, how does this whole thing affect me? [Dan Bull] Well, in many ways you won't be left on your own But won't be able to get a pa**port or federal loan But despite the major changes that we're sure to see It won't affect national or social security [Shizzy Sixx] Well, I suppose that's a positive, diminishing the shame But the biggest question here is: WHO ARE WE TO BLAME?! [Dan Bull] Yeah, who's responsible for digging this hole? Well, opinion polls suggest them in control of Congress While about 10% less blame the President for getting us into this bloody mess [Shizzy Sixx] Well Dan, I appreciate you taking out the time To elighten us here at DB6 at five, now We wait to see if we're out of luck now Or if power returns to the system to end this... SHUTDOWN