[Verse 1] Dear Benny and Rafi I regretfully have to inform you of the tragic fact that I'm not incredibly happy I went online the other day aiming to find another meme And saw comments like: "fu*k THE FINE BROS, THEY GHEY" I thought, "hey wait, mate am I a day late?" "What kind of cray cray hate bait did they make?" So let me get this strange situation straight And say straight away if I've made a grave mistake You made your name with entertainment such as "Kids React" A distillation of the name which is "React" You claimed the trademark on the name under a federal act To protect your brand from any imitation it attracts So if a creator names a similar video with "react" Then they've taken it from you and they should give it back I can understand how you'd maybe want to limit that But the claims you later made explaining it are inexact That's why there's been attacks on Twitter and on Facebook lately The brain sees straight away when statements are evasive, shady YouTube's creative space has already been made dark DMCA; Content ID; now we need trademarks? You said of course it only applies to your format But didn't define the type of thing you would or wouldn't call that? You said it's "all the elements mixed together" But when Ellen sits with kids and reminisces it's "whatever" You said, "here's the link to her thread, now get and tell her" Funny how that post disappeared, innit, Penn and Teller? If you had to give an adjective to Ellen DeGeneres Generally it'd tend to be genuine; elegant; generous But if you choose to use disingenuous Then you must lack the trust you ask of us Gentlemen, you come across as jealous, stingy, salty as a jellyfish Like Gabriel telling God he came up with Genesis Now that's just rude, and if that's your actual attitude How can YouTubers just sit back relaxed and absolutely sure that they're "React approved" And not "React accused"? I'm a tad confused if I can now react to you Without being asked "Remove it now or else you're getting axed, or sued" I don't want to have disputes It's a drag to get a flag removed Ask Buzz Aldrin, his is still stuck at the moon Now you're some business savvy dudes I see how your tactic's shrewd I can still jump out the plane, from any altitude But you trademarked the safety cord and patented the parachute Now that's some powers you could now abuse Unless we point it out to you just what you have to lose Pa** the lube Don't actually..pa** the lube..