Dan Bull - PEWDIEPIE'S SONG lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey hey hey this is PewDiePie's channel And if you don't like that I'll slap you with a flannel Hop on my camel and chase you to the North Pole Aaaah my camel's out of control! Run, run, call the police I'm going to the zoo there's animals to release I'll take them all home and show them my games Take pictures of them all (smile!) and keep them in frames His name is PewDiePie, ladies claim he's a cutie pie Millions other disagree and say he's just a stupid guy So who is right? Let's look at the facts Dudes that like him, or that attack? Hang on a sec, what does it matter? Refuse to fight, it's a horrible act [Pre-Chorus] I could pick some bogeys out of my nose Or watch something else that is gross with thousands of bros I could learn to sew and make some outfits and clothes Or I could buy a PewDiePie tee like thousands of bros [Chorus] What you talkin bout, PewDiePie? You're not making any sense bro, you be high You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie [Verse 2] I'm taking on YouTube in a tutu, woo hoo I'm bigger than you, you and you…boo hoo! There's loads of dudes getting in feuds with Pewds But I'm infused with juice and ready to bruise these noobs I'm a velocirapper, ferocious A new subscriber every day since diplodocus I'm clearly the dopest, the rest of you are hopeless I'm on a global stage, you're on some sofas You're bogus, hocus pocus, no focus I can't decide if I should punch you or give you a brofist You look as if you stole your sister's hair Aww watch you gonna do, throw Mr. Chair? [Pre-Chorus] I could write poetry and flowery prose Or I could argue in the comments with thousands of bros I could water the garden, I've got flowers to hose Or I could stay inside the house online with thousands of bros [Chorus] What you talkin bout, PewDiePie? You're not making any sense bro, you be high You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie [Verse 3] Edgar Allen, Edgar Allen, are you responsible for what I'm smellin? I'm rippedy rapping and bibbedy bapping and hippedy hopping There's nobody stopping me., so whatever you're watching You better be paying attention to P…E…WDIEPIE He's even sweeter than a blueberry pie I feel like I'm motherf**ing stuck in this duck It makes me want to quack like what the f** is that Genius Pewds strikes again with the speed of Raikkonen And if I couldn't watch his videos I think my life would end So, goodbye bros, see you tomorrow Yeah so, goodbye bros, No Stephano! [Pre-Chorus] I could play a moba game for hours til pro Or I could choose to stay on YouTube with thousands of bros I could learn to sing to huge crowds at my shows Or I could join the chorus of this one, how does it go? [Chorus] What you talkin bout, PewDiePie? You're not making any sense bro, you be high You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie