Dan Bull - Pewdiepie Rap Roast (rap Roasts #2) lyrics

I feel a little bad dissing a healthy wholesome Christian channel It’s gonna hit a nerve, like a dentist drill just split enamel But if you listen out, you’ll hear some sounds that I’ll be saying That’ll get inside your brain and you’ll never feel quite the same Now, for the benefit of kids to whom I’ve not been introduced I’m Dan Bull, a man who’ll make you think, but using cringey tunes It’s like an interview, except that I rip into you With rhymes and lyrics that’ll get inside and sting like Vindaloo But I’m just dissing you to get the views, Mr. Pewds Unlike Onision, who is just rude, I can resist a feud I pick and choose my victims like you pick your whiskey, dude Just get a whiff of those big digits and I hit the booze I’m getting sick and woozy sniffing the Hibiki fumes Just give us a minute, consider this an interlude While I nick your format and I twist it to “Get pissed you lose” So if you do get pissed at this dispute, I guess you missed the truth It’s just a new and different route for me to redistribute My criticism of big issues by which we’re each affected too These days it hits the YouTubes before it hits the news That’s why they’re swift to try to get a libel hit on you So I just sit amused at this dispute for which a truce Is just as blooming likely as if finding that they print the truth You dream of receiving a teabagging from G-Dragon But I don’t think he’ll go for a skinny Swedish Steve Bannon I’d tell you to delete your channel but I’d be here all night Hold tight, you made a keyboard macro to be “alt right” Oh my, did I just push your bu*tons? You’re the touchy type You could be right aligned, centre, left, but you’re not justified If I could underline the stuff that I’m disgusted by You’d just see stripes across the writing like a crusty white piece of tiger bread I’d like to peek inside your head So I could see just why you said the things that people like to get offended by Sometimes it seems just like they really like to be upset But on the other side, there could be times that we forget If you breathe a breath and move your lips about in certain shapes It makes it tricky to discern if you’re dispersing hate I personally believe that you’re a decent person, great So don’t feed your haters with an easy way to circulate beliefs that you’re in league with a certain recent German state It’s like a skirmish in the street, it’s not even worth it, mate You got the Wall Street Journal hating, they should give you some credit You made a way to monetise from browsing your own subreddit Yeah, let the fans make the content and you just get it Ad lib over the top of it, you barely even need to edit Now this sounds callous, but well, I’m just putting it out there You used to have your art in galleries and now you sell chairs Your network dropped you, your net worth dropped, you Could be better off trying to get work in a shop, you Might as well just drop Vlogs, go back to selling hot dogs And speaking of hot dogs, they’re absolutely not pugs Actually, I feel bad for saying that, I’ll leave them out of it Now, ’cause it isn’t your pets’ fault their daddy smells of fish Anyone can set a Yeti on a desk and shout at it Come to think about it, it’s the thing I’m doing now, flip Picking controversial topics out to get the mouse clicks Except if I was you now, I’d take the Mick of Auschwitz How many million Jews died, Pewds? About six? I guess that’s insignificant to your subscriber count, Felix If anyone wants to break their contract with Maker Studios Pewdie knows a new solution: Just make a stupid joke But wait a blooming moment, Maker Studios are owned by Disney The very same Disney that made this scene That’s still available for kids of any age to see Hmm, I guess it’s different when they’re Asian clichés It’s double standards, plus it’s underhanded business practice YouTube will never give a slapped wrist over Disney’s tactics They’re bringing too many views from useful demographics While declaring bans on other channels, it’s undemocratic You’ll never crack the algorithm, it’s too enigmatic To reach your own subscribers now, you’d better be telepathic So I guess we’ll never know, but on a level, though I’m empathetic for the other fellows signed to Revelmode You took them on your ship, then left them on an Archipelago About as relevant as Leafy, saying “swag” and “hella dope” You’re breaking YouTube’s safety policy, be careful, bro No I ent, I’m just taking the P, look, Kwebbelko Take the letters of PewDiePie and turn them to an anagram: “I wipe deep”, is there somethin’ that you wanna tell me, man? You’ve gone from looking like a cheap G-Dragon rip off To someone the police’d need to speak to, they received a tip off I see your beard growing, so excuse me for a**uming But a primary sign of depression is neglecting your personal grooming Fumbling through the kitchen, trying to stick together crap meals Drinking whiskey on your own at home, I know how that feels I understand, man, it’s a cry for help These are deep feelings each and every guy has felt I say you’re suffering in silence, it isn’t that obsurd You were in the Ricegum diss track and didn’t rap a word