Dan Bull - Love Letter to Hillary Clinton lyrics

[Intro] This is a love letter to Hillary Clinton [Verse 1] Oh Hillary I do not know why you are pilloried You're the biggest woman in America but Lady Liberty Just 'cause you're slithery it doesn't make you a snake Everyone has made a mistake Modern communications are full of complications It's getting more confusing to refute these allegations Be it botched operations or personal relations You prefer to avert investigation On who's to blame within Clinton's administration Or why you rehired Debbie Schultz after her resignation So before the conversation gets any more derailed Hit me up, I sent my details to your email You could be the Meg Ryan to my Tom Hanks A corporate Bonnie and Clyde but we won't rob banks We'll head to Wall Street and we'll help the banks rob Be it for a backhander or a handjob [Chorus] Vote for Hillary Vote, vote for Hillary Pushing the boundaries of plausible deniabillity Vote for Hillary Vote, vote for Hillary I can't wait the anticipation is k**ing me Vote for Hillary Vote, vote for Hillary Like her leadership would be any better than Bill would be Vote for Hillary Vote, vote for Hillary I can't wait the anticipation is k**ing me [Verse 2] The world is getting worse lately Baby girl, save me In return I'll pay the parking ticket for your Mercedes You make me stir crazy, the former First Lady Showing that women are able to do more than birth babies Are you an angel from above? Are you our salvation? Or are you that woman from 101 Dalmatians? Restoring glory to your once proud nation I just pray you run it better than you ran the Clinton foundation The GOP try to paint you as a harpy Hardly, you're part Dana Carvey and part Barbie If you be my Lizzie Bennet, I'll be Darcy We could honeymoon over in Benghazi Go on safari, avoid any inquiry About your dodgy business dealings with shady Svengalis We'll go whitewater rafting right after we've rammed out pockets Thanks to the new staff at the White House travel office [Chorus] [Verse 3] You weren't always a Democrat Back in '64 you campaigned Republican - Remember that? Or are you having another convenient memory lapse? Why am I even asking? You won't remember any of that But you left a paper trail - better clean the ink spots up And get rid of the suicide letter of Vince Foster He knew a lot, you took a shot at him and then he died But I'm not implying that you've got anything to hide I couldn't sleep at night, I was having bad dreams 'Til Hillary came and sprinkled me with dank memes She's down with the kids, she's lit, not a has been It's Hillary and Billy C - the cla**ic tag team Thank God you're back, Hillary, I thought you might retire You've already suffered humiliation and sniper fire It brings a tear to my eye, grab a tissue While the DJ flips the record like you did on the gay marriage issue [Chorus] [Outro] Yours sincerely, Dan Bull