Dan Bull - I'm Faster Than Logan Paul lyrics

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Dan Bull - I'm Faster Than Logan Paul lyrics

Excuse me Logan I saw you throwing down a challenge Claiming no one's fast as you It's over now, you bellend You see You might be fast on your feet But what about rapping on beats Judging by your Spotify back catalogue You cannot compete I'm faster than Logan Paul Faster than Logan Paul I'm faster than Logan Paul Faster than Logan Paul I laugh at the thought of Logan Paul Trying to rap faster than Logan Paul Cause Logan Paul can't' rap faster than Logan Paul at all I'm faster than Logan Paul (At rapping) Faster than Logan Paul I'm faster than Logan Paul (At rapping) Faster than Logan Paul My flow's controlled So before I tell you my name I slow my roll So you all know I'm called Dan Bull At first You thought I was only a fat nerd Look at that girth Trampling everything in my path And leaving nothing but a flat Earth I'm even dressing in rhyme Just check out my plaid shirt And this rad skirt But I do agree The world isn't round Just look at an atlas How can the people believe that the globe's a ball? Oh Logan Paul It's madness I thought Jake was a silly sausage You're a brat worse Damn, I'm amazed how well you've been trained To sell entertainment in manifold ways And how much you paying and amateur player And hour to play in the challenger games? I'll have the same 'Cause I'm into games And I'm making gains in Magic: The Gathering Gabbling phrases at an amazing rate Vocabulary damaging brains How many rappers are matching my pace? I'm telling you mate The Tally's not great And that is a hell of a shame I did tell you my name But I'll tell you again It's Dan Bull They also call me douglby Any rap you chuck at me I do it double speed It doesn't even trouble me, no Make up in speed what I lack in subtlety Oh sh*t Coming full swing at anyone impulsive Am I talking out my arse? Bullsh*t When rapping bars Don't matter how fat you are Or how thin Though you might be outwardly healthy and fit I'm hitting up the mouth gym I stick my tongue out And stack it up with dumbells I use my lips to lift Bench pressing bookshelves So Logan I know that you're toned up But you're tone deaf I burp burpees 'Til there's no breath left In my own chest No one in the whole world Is training their larynx like this My throat's swole And it isn't laryngitis I mastered the art Of vernacular cardiovascular bars That are faster and harder Than half of the rap in the charts And more factually accurate on top of that I'm a bard My stamina's large You sound a bit tired I'm standing apart You're stammering hard I'm stunning, a God You're someone that's not You struggle to pass the stumbling block You're stabbing the dark Won't somebody stop you Got to get a Diddy bit better With the syllables I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual I'm faster than Logan Paul (at rapping) Faster than Logan Paul I'm faster than Logan Paul (at rapping) Faster than Logan Paul I laugh at the thought of Logan Paul Trying to rap faster than Logan Paul Cause Logan Paul can't' rap faster than Logan Paul at all I'm faster than Logan Paul (At rapping) Faster than Logan Paul I'm faster than Logan Paul (At rapping) Faster than Logan Paul My flow's controlled So before I tell you my name I slow my roll So you all know I'm called Dan Bull