Dan Bull - Deadpool Rap lyrics

Intro Forced Laughter Declaration of excitement Buildup x19 Drop *actual drop* [Verse 1] MAHH This is a song that's self referential By Dan Bull about a fellow called Deadpool Both dead cool Both mental Both use terms that are frowned on in general We're giving you a heart attack The proper medical term for that is "cardiac" We put in 200% You're probably only doing about half of that Who's this beautiful dude doing martial arts Hey, where's Miss Marple at? I'm the marvellous marvel of marvel you marvel at Throwing marbles and marmosets Wearing a tight black and red pyjama set Nomming marmalade because I'm Marvin, mate And now I've got to dash because I'm rather late For the hook in which I lazely chant my name [Hook] Dead to the Pool to the Pool to the Dead If it doesn't make sense, well it's all in your head Pool to the Dead to to Dead to the Pool Ooh, bikinis, head to the pool! Dead to the Pool to the Pool to the Dead If it doesn't make sense, well it's all in your head Dead to the Pool to the Pool to the Dead Impressed mildly be you'll Backwards this read Bro story cool [Verse 2] So scratch that Deadpool itch Livestream it all on Twitch Self referential kitsch Auto-tuned to perfect pitch Call women ho and b**h Then repeat until you're rich It's pronounced "niche" not "nich" Oh no, YouTube just glitched There's too much anger Give me a chimichanga I'm a chubby wa*ker I can't read the signs well enough to see the danger Oh hang on Cheecky banter And I'm fidgety, rowdy, skittish Inexplicably sounding British Round up critics that downvote this And skip their life story to the finish With so many fates to save the world from Who will step to the plate? Wade will, son I make you dissapear from the net like your name was I was running out of rhymes for Wilson Even though I just had the opportunity to change it I still said Wilson And now I've done it again, we should probably bring the fills in This song is for sale You have money Go on Treat Yourself Have you noticed how many of Dan Bull's end really suddenly on the final word?