Dan Bull - Dawnguard: Skyrim Rap lyrics

[Verse 1] The Dragonborn returns to life With awful burning eyes To the hidden fortress The time has dawned To turn the tide Return the prince's daughter To the north across the water Lean off my horse And slaughter all Before I pick a side Do I take on the demon form Beneath an evil storm Feast on peoples' necks As if their head's Atop a piece of corn? Or do I support the dawnguard And ward the heartless darkness Your fallen carca** torn apart To ensure you're harmless? I walk forward Regardless of the peril Feral my blades of glory'll Gore an elf Will Ferrell I've maxed the level cap Stamina, Magicka, Health Collected every shout Successfully bettered myself I've worked the perks Earned a purse Spent my septims And now I'm heading out It's none of your concern But nevertheless I can confirm That yes I might become sunburt My melanin's red As the Whiterun sun turned When I ready my crossbow Your head'll be redder Than central Moscow I use so many bolts I get them wholesale From Costco Action packed With Dragons Smashing splashy patches Bats and axes Hacking you up Haphazardly Like medical malpractice I am the Dragonborn And I still wear the hat With bada** horns I've fought swarms Of forsworn hordes And now I'm after more