Dan Bern - Beautiful Trees lyrics

I'm as cranky as a b**h All I want to do is spit There's nothing to eat after that feast We're getting laid regular, at least And I don't want to hurt you So stay out of my way today Every 28 days women bleed Unless they get too much of your seed But men gotta flush themselves out too But it's always s**ual when they do You women, you just stick some pad inside Men gotta practically fall in f**ing love Beautiful trees Beautiful trees Beautiful trees Beautiful trees As I've been around the bush that's bad luck I asked you in 'cause I wanna f** I asked you out 'cause I was hungry But now I'm basically just tired You don't have to leave You can stay here After all, this is still a love song Beautiful trees Beautiful trees Beautiful trees Beautiful trees