Dan Bern - No Missing Link lyrics

They look for the missing link There's no missing link They'll never find the missing link There's no missing link We're not something you can figure out with an equation We are the genetic muation Aliens came and f**ed the monkey They f**ed the monkey Aliens came and f**ed the monkey They f**ed the monkey Aliens came and f**ed the monkey They f**ed the monkey Darwin tried explaining it Darwin did the best he could Evolution, pretty theory But how could Darwin know That aliens came and f**ed the monkey They f**ed the monkey Aliens came and f**ed the monkey They f**ed the monkey How else explain fax machines? How else explain computer enhancement? How else explain fiber optics? How else explain Mozart? We do not belong here This planet was a terrarium Intergalactic broken home Have to go to outer space And one day find our daddy How else explain pay at the pump? How else explain limited access freeways? Digital remastering? Plastic flowers, linoleum, beefalo? Michael Jordan? Religion, astronomy, astrology That looks to the stars? We do not belong here This planet was a terrarium Seven billion ba*tards Screaming for their daddy Aliens came and f**ed the monkey They f**ed the monkey Aliens came and f**ed the monkey They f**ed the monkey Aliens came and f**ed the monkey They f**ed the monkey Aliens came and f**ed the monkey They f**ed the monkey