Dan Baird - I Love You Period lyrics

Hey, back when I was going to school I never learned a thing All I did was daydream A-waitin' for the bell to ring I had a certain teacher I always tried to impress her When she stood up in the cla**room I would mentally undress her Then one day I decided That I would write a little letter She said the spelling was a masterpiece The punctuation could be better I understood what she was saying I got the gist of her sentiment She said, "I don't mean to be degrading But here's the way that it shoulda went" I love you period And do you love me question mark Please, please exclamation point I want to hold you in parentheses I love you period And do you love me question mark Please, please exclamation point I want to hold you in parentheses Come on, come on, come on Right on up to high school People said I was a writing fool All my letters became really great With punctuation that was never late But I was having trouble meeting girls I never knew the things to say Soon I had 'em all overwhelmed When they heard me talk this way Like this I love you period And do you love me question mark Please, please exclamation point I want to hold you in parentheses I love you period Do you love me question mark Please, please exclamation point I want to hold you in parentheses, come on I love you period And do you love me question mark Well, please, please exclamation point Yeah, I want to hold you in parentheses Oh, oh, oh Whoo