Dan Avidan (and Ninja Brian/ Brian Wecht) NSP - Smash! lyrics

[Verse 1] [Narrator: Egoraptor] It was a beautiful day And everyone was excited There was a picnic and The whole Nintendo crew was invited Luigi stood up and said [Luigi: Danny Sexbang] Listen everyone, I love you guys You are my best friends in the world You make me glad to be alive [Announcer: Markiplier] Excuse me, hi there I'm the announcer for a fun new family game It's called Super Smash Brothers! [Luigi] That sounds nice, how do we play? [Announcer] Well first I'm going to warp you Into a world of hate and war Where you'll a**ault everyone You have ever known and loved before [Luigi] I don't think I wanna do that [The Announcer] Oh, come on, it'll be a bash Now grab all of your little friends Because it is time for us to motherf**ing smash! [Chorus] Whoa! (Wait, no) Let's go! Kick the sh** out of your friends (That is not cool) Have a blast as you beat their a** And then they're forced to clap for you at the end 3, 2, 1, smash Mario, (Hey Bro-AGH!) your chode Has been destroyed 200% (I need that chode) [Luigi] Can't we all just get along? Abso-f**ing-lutely not, you gotta smash! [Verse 2] [Narrator] The park was destroyed Hundreds of bystanders dead Kirby held Donkey Kong captive In his huge, disgusting head Fox said- [Fox: Egoraptor] Hey Mario, stop crying Just psyche up and fight instead [Luigi] I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains Make my overalls look red [The Announcer] Sonic looked tough 'Till Link kicked him in the stuff The madness of cold-blooded murder Had overtaken Jigglypuff [The Announcer] He blasted Bowser to infinity With one ma**ive-a** hit Then he took three Falcon Punches Like it wasn't even sh** [Luigi] Is the time almost over? I can't tell, my face is mashed [The Announcer] Don't worry, Luigi, the clock says 4, 3, 2 (Oh no...), 1, smash! [Chorus] Whoa! (This blows) You know When Mario and Peach team up You are screwed (You're my own brother) Pikachu's way less f**ing cute When he is trying to electrocute you Samus (What do you want?) Is pissed you got a small amount Of dirt on her suit (Oh, you're dead, b**h!) [Luigi] That is the last god damn straw! [Announcer] Oh sh** I think Luigi's gonna f**ing smash! [Bridge] [Luigi] Hey, look at me now! I'm beating up friends! I have no regrets This is the f**ing best Yes, I can see now We're having fun in the end Now it all makes sense [Outro] [Luigi] I guess just because we smash each other, doesn't mean we're not brothers [Luigi] Ahh, Mario, you s**! [Mario] Bite me!