Dan Avidan (and Ninja Brian/ Brian Wecht) NSP - Everybody Shut Up lyrics

[Hook] Oh my god Stacy, did I tell you about my date with Steve last week? You went out with Steve? He's so cute! I know. He took me out to this little restaurant- [Chorus] Everybody shut up! I have an erection It only happens 87 times a day Stop what you're doing and witness penis perfection This is more important than what you have to say Your story can wait cause I am very erect Now let's all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect Your spirit's in peace, no need to call the police Please hold your applause [Hook] (Lawyer) In conclusion your honor, in light of this new evidence I would propose that the murderer was not my client But... Mrs Donnovan! [Chorus] Everybody shut up, I have an erection If justice is blind she's gonna miss this display Its hard as steel but still but still evaded metal detection This is more important than what you have to say Judge don't give me that robe cause then nobody can see Thus pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me Who could argue a case with so much dick in your face Please hold your applause [Bridge] Do you ever take a moment and look up at the stars And think about your life and just how stupid you are If it makes you feel better I'm a f**ing rock star With an amazing penis Enough about you Let's focus more on my crotch Its as tangy as whiskey And hit you harder than scotch You might not get what I'm saying So just sit back and watch Look(gasp!) Its still my penis [Hook] Ladies and gentleman As the president of the united states I must sometimes make grave decisions I come to you today to tell you That the united states has decided to declare war on- [Chorus] Shut up! Mr. President, I have an erection! Here's a tricky dick that cannot be impeached Check out my nutsack It could swing an election This is more important than your boring-a** speech! For one nation indivisible under god We all stand together and peep my glorious rod Hey, those guys look fun, wait are they holding guns Please hold your app-