Dan Avidan (and Ninja Brian/ Brian Wecht) NSP - Dinosaur Laser Fight lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey boys and girls This ninja science lesson's gonna rock your world So close your eyes and travel back in time With me and Ninja Brian It's gonna blow your mind to sh**! It was an ordinary day at Dinosaur High When Stegosaurus raised his hand and called for high-fives Tyrannosaurus saw this and got pissed Because his tiny wrists Caused his high-five to miss And he was like "f** this!" [Chorus] Oh yeah, oh yeah It's an old school dinosaur laser fight Oh yeah, hell yeah Just a cla**ic dinosaur laser fight [Verse 2] It was a futuristic prehistoric throwdown But it was quiet because in space there is no sound Did we mention that this took place in space? It did. So shut your face Also, there were robots and sharks [Chorus] Oh yeah, oh yeah It's a goddamn dinosaur laser fight In space, with sharks It's a balls out dinosaur laser fight [Bridge] It's f**ing science! Just ask Albert Einstein. He invented space [Verse 3] And then a bunch of f**in' aliens from Mars Showed up all ripping solos on V-neck guitars The dinos, sharks, and robots saw they came in peace So they k**ed them with lasers Holy sh**! [Outro] And then they had a giant laser party A Dinosaur Laser Party! (Holy sh**!) A Dinosaur Laser Party! (Holy sh**!) f**!