Dan Avidan (and Ninja Brian/ Brian Wecht) NSP - Cookies! lyrics

Ninja Brian, I think I figured out why our quest to be the world's most intense metal band hasn't panned out yet. It's because people think we're soft! We have to write a truly satanic jam. Are you ready to get evil? Yes, this is perfect! [Verse 1] From the darkest pits of the deepest well We're Ninja Sex Party and we've come from hell You curse as our name pa**es your lips We're the two horsemen of the Rockpocalypse Flying on the backs of flaming horses We'll ride into your town and leave nothing but corpses I'll k** your dad and scream obscenities The streets will flow with the blood of our enemies d**h and destruction are all around We're motherf**ing evil and we'll never slow down We are the nightmares you should be afraid of There is just one thing we love and that's: Cookies! Cookies! Yaaaaay! Cookies! Pa** the milk, please! Everybody loves cookies, hooray! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH OH GOD SAVE ME I SEE DEMONS All your nightmares have come to life The horror survives in the darkest of night Take a final breath in our realm of hate And wish for d**h as we eat this plate of Cookies! They're the taste of happy! Cookies! Chocolate chips for everyone! Cookies! THE DEMONS ARE CONSUMING ME! Everybody eat some cookies today! That f**in' do anything for ya, Megadeth?