You can bring me magazines Magazines with pretty girls Are on my floor But I'm tired, sore You can bring me Adderall Cause out of all this who wants peace With all the pieces in my drawer And I'm finding more So you can tell me what you want If what you want ain't hard to steal Steely-eyed and gray Like daddy-o So you can tell me that I'm dirty With your wording, it's a game I'll play Say, you're kinda like me [Chorus] So goddamn hetero Un-f**in'-forgettable You're so wet dreamy Why don't you see men like me? I'm heteroverheels Pull your hair back with your hand Show your face as it was planned Stand it while you can And then come to me Turn your eyes up at the sound Stretch your arms out, turn around And try to hold what's pouring down Cause I can tell that you're still learning You're still earning what I paid For last night's meal Now it's wrapped in foil So you can tell me if I'm nervous I'm just worthless in your eyes And then come to me [Chorus] So goddam hetero Un-f**in'-forgettable You're so wet dreamy Why don't you see men like me? I'm heteroverheels