Dam's - Effortless lyrics

[Hook] [Prince EA] I am definitely, evidently, effortlessly Showing the world nobody's effing with me If you think some other motherf**er's better than me His name might be the letter between the F and the D For real [Verse One] [Prince EA]: For real You get it? I said between the F and the... Ha, that's Prince E Who you know that's better than he? Got a flow that'll blow like when elephants speak If Joell Ortiz says, "Yaowwa" Then I'll say "Yahweh" from the way that I'm blessing these beats That's God's name, a name I was destined to keep See God gave me the training and said I would be the next Him So guess what? When you get on your knees to begin confessing your sins It's redirected to me Listen Hahaha, so just stay on my good side That boy rhyme like he push pies and he took lives That boy rhyme like a lil' Nas or a lil' Hov Who would have known that these lil' rhymes would get him on? Cause man, I used to ride the bench like, "Let me get in coach" Now I ride first cla** and I don't get in coach I remember girls would put me in that friend zone Now they call me they B.F.F And I see more s** than a goddamn nympho And I see more kinfolk Family Matters but damn it they acting just like the Winslows Whoa I remember you used to laugh at me What you forgot dad? I cried in that backseat See, I represent the kids who never had nothing Cause all my life I was that kid who never had nothing The skinny loser in the gym, I never had muscles And couldn't get waves, no matter which way that I brushed it f** it, it's nothing, I made a few adjustments Got out the back blocks Stepped up the hustle Warmed up the laptop and pressed the on bu*ton And damn it They saying it's a new day In a game full of squares he's a new shape He's like watching School Days on Blu-Ray Why? Cause he's old school, but he does it in a new way All I need is an old booth and two takes Pro Tools and I can show you the Clue tapes I was dope when every dude had a two way Before Oprah Winfrey was trying to lose weight Back when Diddy was Puffy And n***as was telling each other, "Homie, you ain't ugly...you uglay" Me against you homie? That's a huge waste You doo-doo pal, you gonna need my very own voodoo doll plus two new styles Cause sh**, that's like Coo Coo Cal against Lupe Fiasco you a**hole [Hook] [Sha Stimuli]: I am definitely, evidently, effortlessly Showing the world nobody's effing with me If you think some other motherf**er's better than me You might be on the letter in between the F and the D Yo E, E [Verse Two] [Sha Stimuli]: Check this out, look The story's moral, is I'm more than mortal I'm from the future b**h I walked through portals Swear I had my fortune told and Prediction fortune holding Yeah my past was sorta awful But it was a gift cause in the present I am close to royal Used to battle Ate cats Wouldn't call it oral I eat beats too Shmorgas borg enormous portions To the smallest morsels, yeah I'm mostly cordial But 3 pieces in my suit, don't mean my clothes are formal Reverse my verses just incase I'm cursed I flow abnormal Back time turn wish I could help fallen soldiers And aborted daughters Before the rigor mortis Sets in, destined yes I was lost and hopeless Dodged eviction notices, and terminations with a clever way of speaking Flipping, bouncing words and statements Geesh… Are you hearing this sick sh**? It's automatic like the opposite of stick shifts Like trying to get the panties off a thick chick After a buffet dinner, with nuff plates in her It's nothing I sneak a bottle in the restaurant Got her bent now she asking how much s** I want I don't try hard She said “My God. Pants down. Tripod." Anyway...look It's like you on Wheel Of Fortune And “Hip-hop Savior”'s the phrase you can't see You got 2 O's 2 P's 2 I's and a V One R, but what's missing is me That's S-H-A My essay's they, make ese's say He's so incrediblé I surpa** them dudes that's popping, they ga**ed they think they hot and I laugh and sit and watch ‘em Like math in kindergarten it's...huh It's like a layup by myself And the other team is late so yeah I'm playing by myself Damn What else can I say about myself? This is small to a giant, this is small to an elf Like sleeping on the job like performing in the sheets Well...I guess that would be hard but still a breeze Like breathing like blinking, like walking and chewing gum Like an officer using guns on a n***a for doing nothing [Hook] [Sha Stimuli]: