Damon Intrabartolo - 911! Emergency! lyrics

SISTER CHANTELLE Stop PETER f** me, Matt! It's Diana Ross SISTER CHANTELLE Uh, sure enough, it ain't. But now I know I've got the right person PETER What's that supposed to mean? SISTER CHANTELLE Listen up, Peter. I may be a virgin but I ain't new to the game. Don't be frontin' with Mary PETER Holy sh** SISTER CHANTELLE: I'll pretend I didn't hear that KYRA & TANYA Think it over PETER Hail Mary, full of grace SISTER CHANTELLE Stop, stop, stop! Do you know how tired I am of that prayer? What do you know about 2,000 years, and they still be saying the same prayer KYRA & TANYA Change is comin' - it's comin' SISTER CHANTELLE I have a message for you, Peter KYRA & TANYA Listen closely SISTER CHANTELLE Now where'd I put it? All these pockets...Oh yeah, here it is KYRA & TANYA Seek and ye shall find SISTER CHANTELLE "You will know the truth and the truth shall..." Who writes this stuff? KYRA & TANYA Too generic SISTER CHANTELLE Never mind, I'm gonna wing it TANYA Mary loves her puns SISTER CHANTELLE Now, I saw what you just did KYRA & TANYA Mary saw you SISTER CHANTELLE Seems the love that dare not speak its name done gone ahead and spoke KYRA & TANYA Now the secret's out SISTER CHANTELLE You tell one person - that's it - cat's out of the bag KYRA & TANYA Will he keep it? SISTER CHANTELLE There's a phone call that is now overdue to your mother, baby KYRA & TANYA Time to call her up Operator SISTER CHANTELLE Get on mama's line KYRA & TANYA Operator SISTER CHANTELLE Heaven knows it's time KYRA & TANYA Operator SISTER CHANTELLE Can you put him through? ALL THREE Someone's got a job to do KYRA & TANYA Operator SISTER CHANTELLE Mama loves you, boy KYRA & TANYA Operator SISTER CHANTELLE You're your mama's joy KYRA & TANYA Operator SISTER CHANTELLE Get the doing done ALL THREE Reach out, baby - touch someone 911! Emergency! It's time to be a grown up We done gone and made the call - but you need to pick the phone up Ring your mother, tell it all, just go ahead and own up Stop your lying, drop the drama Tell the world but first tell mama Let her know SISTER CHANTELLE I've read the books, Peter KYRA & TANYA Oprah picked 'em SISTER CHANTELLE Sayin' "Come out when you're ready," but don't talk about it - be about it KYRA & TANYA Come on, come on out, boy SISTER CHANTELLE Cause life is now, sugar KYRA & TANYA Gotta live your life SISTER CHANTELLE Don't hide there under a bushel...or whatever my baby used to say KYRA & TANYA Jesus knows what's up Operator SISTER CHANTELLE Help the boy connect KYRA & TANYA Operator SISTER CHANTELLE Let him call collect KYRA & TANYA Operator SISTER CHANTELLE Could you put him through? ALL THREE Someone's got a job to do KYRA & TANYA Operator SISTER CHANTELLE Got to change the plan KYRA & TANYA Operator SISTER CHANTELLE Time to take a stand KYRA & TANYA Operator SISTER CHANTELLE Get the doing done ALL THREE Reach out, baby! Touch someone 911! Emergency! It's time to be a grown up We done gone and made the call - but you need to pick the phone up Ring your mother, tell it all, just go ahead and own up Mop your mess up, drop the drama Tell the world but first tell mama 911! Emergency! Life is full of choices Baby, here's the 411: with truth the world rejoices Let it out, let mama in, boy, you need to hear our voices Stop the secrets, drop the drama Roll it out but first tell mama Let her know SISTER CHANTELLE That's it. God bless PETER But what if God SISTER CHANTELLE Uh-uh! No questions. This isn't "Conversations with Mary" KYRA & TANYA It ain't that book, baby SISTER CHANTELLE Look, you'll figure it out. And I'm on the tightest of schedules... Work, work, work, save, save, save, so many in need But does the head of the first family lift a wing to help? NO! Joseph be telling me, "I let you ride the donkey all the way to Bethlehem" Now that was 2,000 years ago, ok? I'm talkin' about what has he done for me lately? KYRA & TANYA (Talkin') SISTER CHANTELLE Keep it up! Just keep it up, and I know two ladies 'bout to be touched by an angel You got that? We out! Peter, remember ALL THREE 911! Emergency! It's time to be a grown up We done gone and made the call - but you need to pick the phone up Ring your mother, tell it all, just go ahead and own up Stop your lying, drop the drama Tell the world but first tell mama Let her know