Damon Intrabartolo - Wonderland lyrics

MATT Ivy's birthday's in a week I want to get her something mad NADIA How about a pair of faker b**bs? An STD she hasn't had? TANYA You should throw her a surprise LUCAS We'll help you make it uppercrust MATT Yeah, something cla**y, something small...you'll help? NADIA Matthew...where's the trust? (Ivy walks in) IVY Trust for what? NADIA That you've done smut MATT Oh, we were talking about the rave LUCAS I made the snacks TANYA I've got the guide IVY I guess we're set LUCAS We need a ride TANYA The church's van PETER You have the keys MATT So I should steal it? TANYA Borrow IVY Please? JASON Why not? MATT Well, Where do I begin? TANYA It's all we got LUCAS One little sin Come to wonderland where never never finds you For one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling lights Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion You're floating, rolling, free, and life is as it ought to be MATT How far away is this rave? LUCAS Just make sure the tank is full TANYA Just come MATT This map is kinda vague LUCAS When we're close we'll feel the pull JASON I have some clothes that you can wear MATT And what is that supposed to mean? TANYA You look like a million bucks Wear something cheaper to the scene MATT There's no way to cross this road PETER I think the map is upside down LUCAS Our parents had it easier The disco didn't move around TANYA Yeah, but who can groove to that? And what's with spelling with your hands? IVY Did you ever see them rolling? PETER, JASON, IVY, NADIA, MATT, LUCAS, & TANYA God, they'd never understand Off to wonderland where never never finds you For one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling lights Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion You're floating, rolling, free, and life is as it ought to be LUCAS Now there's more than one way to feel alive That's why the party never ends Though X is still the treat of choice I brought along some friends Boys and girls, our show today Is brought to you by the letters 'G' and 'K' MATT What? LUCAS G and K, they are both intense They enhance your X experience TANYA Professor LUCAS Exhibit A: 'K'! Sit back, listen and learn A couple of sniffs with a two-second burn The return is worth every bit Trust me kids, this is powerful, powder-ful sh**, sit Watch what I come with! Watch-wa-wa-watch what I come with On it! The way that I'm on You s**ers and f**ers gonna love how you gone! You're golden Secret scenes unfoldin', you feelin' and boldin' You tuckin' and rollin' You're part of the action, but standing apart You're fast as a fraction; the fact is attraction Is on 'til dawn, but don't overtake it High on the stakes when you find that you wake in a 'K' hole Like the world gone bad Worse than the worst sh** that you've ever had Your take ain't fake, shakin' and stir Your life is a prison and your vision is blurred You're beggin and buggin, cuz you're soul is so lonely Your only defense is the fact that you know me I got your back, but I won't babysit I don't need that sh** Exhibit B: 'G'! Comes clear, but I colored it blue So you won't use the 'thought it was water' excuse Liquid X is in effect, but that's the formal name Take it out once and you're never the same All my ladies IVY, NADIA, & TANYA Huh? LUCAS All my ladies? IVY, NADIA, & TANYA Yeah LUCAS To my fellas JASON, PETER, & MATT Yeah? LUCAS To my fellas JASON, PETER, & MATT ...Yeah LUCAS Pay attention my friends, cuz cla** is in session A lesson won't lessen, so take the point that I'm stressin' This is stronger than 'K', overdose ain't a joke Too much is a coma and you're certain to choke So show me you care, and party hardy aware I ain't draggin' your a** home if you fail to beware It's fun for all y'all, and all for fun But keep in mind, remember rule number one: I know you know X, this sh** has limits Play the game playa, but play to stay in it...UGH TANYA Don't do that when I take you home... LUCAS Are you in or not ? MATT Ok, what time? LUCAS We'd have to leave by nine... TANYA Come on it'll be fun MATT Well I dont know, maybe... IVY Maybe ? MATT Alright I'll go