Damian Cowell - Don't Hector The Safety Cat lyrics

If life was nice and simple I'd live without a care That's not some zen like wisdom It's cos I'm f**ed upstairs My brain is as big as the Eiffel tower I've got a planet between my ears The funny thing is my superpower Is the one thing that I fear Epistemophobia It keeps me awake at night Epistemophobia Balled up right in fright Can you be jovial When everything is sh**e Epistemophobia Knowledge brings uncertainties I only see hidden strings The more I gleam the more it seems like nothing means anything Decisive men and women they tend to be number one They know nothing but their opinion You go places when your dumb Epistemophobia Stop your knowledge growing Epistemophobia Though the answer in the wind is blowing Because you know we are Are better off not knowing Epistemophobia And so I play games on my smart phone Let it do the thinking for me and you And hope that darkness leaves me alone Insulated by the vacuity Epistemophobia Ignorance is fine Epistemophobia How I wish it was mine Feel the euphoria Of a steel trap mind Epistemophobia