(Oop oop oop-oop, alley-oop oop oop oop-oop) There's a man in the funny papers we all know (Alley Oop oop oop oop-oop) He lived way back a long time ago (Alley Oop oop oop oop-oop) He don't eat nothin' but bearcat stew (Alley Oop oop oop oop-oop) Well this cat's name is Alley Oop (Alley Oop oop oop oop-oop) He got a chauffer that's a genuine dinosaur (Alley Oop oop oop oop-oop) And he can knuckle your head before you count to four (Alley Oop oop oop oop-oop) He got a big ugly club and a head full of hair (Alley Oop oop oop oop-oop) Likes great big lions and grizzly bears (Alley Oop oop oop oop-oop) (Alley Oop) He's the toughest man there is alive (Alley Oop) Wearing clothes from a wildcat's hide (Alley Oop) He's the king of the jungle time Look at that cave man go He rides through the jungle tearin' limbs off of trees (Alley Oop oop oop oop-oop) A-knockin' great big monsters dead on their knees (Alley Oop oop oop oop-oop) The cats don't bug him 'cause they know better (Alley Oop oop oop oop-oop) He's a mean motorscooter and a bad go getter (Alley Oop oop oop oop-oop) (Alley Oop) Aw there he goes hahaha just look at him go (Alley Oop) He sure is hip ain't he (Alley Oop) Like he's all the way up town (Alley Oop) Nobody puts Alley Oop down (Alley Oop) Up there on his chauffeur driven a dinosaur (Alley Oop) Mess with him baby and he'll knuckle your head before you count to four (Alley Oop) Like a like... like always he's still one hundred per cent, baby