Dale North - Uncanny lyrics

[Chorus: Beefy] Saturday Let's go Wake up Let's roll TV Cheerios Remote control Nine years old and I don't sleep in I live for Fox Kids, it's time for X-Men Big chair Sit back No pants Relax Show break Get snacks Squeez-Its Snack packs Done it before and I'll do it again Sit back and strap in, it's time for X-Men [Verse 1: Beefy] Ever since I could get out of bed without a parent I'd be up when it was seven, no alarm, it was inherent Back when we only needed one remote control Entire box of Cap'n Crunch inside a giant mixing bowl Tale Spin, Power Ranger, Darkwing Duck Never watched the girl shows, no way, those s** And the ads all stuck, out to make that buck Still want a Kawasaki Ninja and a Tonka Truck Not too long with 10 o' clock rolls 'round Best theme song starts and I hit the ground Got my head in my hands, hand bones to the elbows Then I don't hear a peep cause I'm deep into my shows Taught diversity and it made ya' think Plus it's always so cool when the claws go Shink! I pretend I got strength and my arms made of metal Then I toss my little brother baby, Cannonball Special! [Beefy] Mom and dad can just stay in bed cause Beast is cool, wanna do just what he does Hang upside down but then I just bust my head (ow!) [Chorus: Beefy] Saturday Let's go Wake up Let's roll TV Cheerios Remote control Nine years old and I don't sleep in I live for Fox Kids, it's time for X-Men Big chair Sit back No pants Relax Show break Get snacks Squeez-Its Snack packs Done it before and I'll do it again Sit back and strap in, it's time for X-Men [Verse 2: MC Lars] I guess when X-men first debuted It was Halloween morning '92 I was straight blown away by the beat of the song That Mustin must've cleared for this track am I wrong? Before puberty brought surprising hairs I'd sit back and relax in my reclining chair Rogue was beautiful, Storm was electric Shaking from the sugar high like an apoplectic I thought fourth grade wouldn't be so hard If I just had that hologram Wolverine card Spider-man comics and MAD Magazine Dave Berg, Don Martin, true artists, RIP I learned a lot from that X-Men show Like how intolerance had to go Magneto was a jerk, thanks to the Holocaust Edutainment holler at the hollow boss [Beefy] Mom and dad can just stay in bed cause Beast is cool, wanna do just what he does Hang upside down but then I just bust my head (ow!) [Chorus: Beefy] Saturday Let's go Wake up Let's roll TV Cheerios Remote control Nine years old and I don't sleep in I live for Fox Kids, it's time for X-Men Big chair Sit back No pants Relax Show break Get snacks Squeez-Its Snack packs Done it before and I'll do it again Sit back and strap in, it's time for X-Men