Dale Nasty - Black Waters lyrics

[Intro] Don't get caught out in the fields roaming at night You're being watched by the scarecrow Don't let him get his hands on you He send you to a place worse than hell They call it Black Waters [Verse 1: Dale Nasty] Blacker than a hundred midnight moons We swim in the sh**, just a couple f**ing loons We set fire to the water The temperatures keep getting hotter Sit back by the dam And rock a little Charlie Daniels Band No telling what will crawl out at night But it ain't right Let's crack this six pack, it'll be alright Some crazy hillbilly cut the head off a chicken So he could stick his motherf**ing dick up in it Stuck in a hell-billy nightmare No one for miles, and no one to care We just sit back like tripped out otters By these f**ing crazy Black Waters [Verse 2: Sideshow Brian] I woke up, my feet were all wet I was laying beside Cyanide in black water sh** Nonetheless, we've been stuck here for a couple days Beside the Black Waters were a couple f**ing graves Swamp creatures, this sh** is like a matinee A monster movie scattered with some dust and some hay It's getting groggy, the black waters getting foggy Jump in and take a dip, under water's even smoggy [Hook: Dale Nasty] The scarecrow is watching you I know you heard the story With the hands of the straw man, sh** gets gory He'll take to the place of righteous slaughter A place beyond hell is the deadly Black Waters [Verse 3: Sideshow Brian] We wait f**ing patiently for people to start pouring in The Black Water's evil But the show is about to begin It's really not much of a show but f** it send 'em in Sitting water side with my f**ing juice and gin No one to complain, but this place smells like sh** I pack a bowl of mossy oak and pa** it around And take a hit In the Black Water's there's a place where everyone will fit Torches lit and shrunken head I think it's getting f**ing lit [Verse 4: Dale Nasty] Just up the hill there's the man with the pills Barrel in the tire rings up the amount of k**s The land is black and scary kind of like a cemetery But sh**, the dead find out where you're buried The witch she roams at night Straight up horror and fright Stay by the water, stay in your place You'll get chased by the k**er with the rusty old mace Remember that f**ing with the scarecrow Is like f**ing with quicksand A bunch of old folks that'll never do that again [Hook: Dale Nasty] The scarecrow is watching you I know you heard the story With the hands of the straw man, sh** gets gory He'll take to the place of righteous slaughter A place beyond hell is the deadly Black Waters [Interlude: sound clips] (Sideshow Brian: I think this place is a little scary at night..) (Hush, hush, hush, here comes the bogeyman. Don't let him come too close to you, he'll catch you if he can.. hush, hush, hush... hush hush hush..) [Hook: Dale Nasty] The scarecrow is watching you I know you heard the story With the hands of the straw man, sh** gets gory He'll take to the place of righteous slaughter A place beyond hell is the deadly Black Waters *Sideshow Brian and Dale Nasty beat boxing*