Dale Firebird - Born on the Fourth of July lyrics

Man it's my favorite day of the year bro Favorite day of the f**ing year And imam tell you why Cause I was born on the 4th of July Only desert I f** with is apple pie Stars and stripes the only flag I'm flying And ima wave the motherf**er till the day I die An Onion ring That's what I call a vegetable When I build a 3000 square foot family home in one day and also I do all the plumbing and all the electrical Come on down to the job site for skeptical the speed at which I hang drywall is f**ing incredible Let me ask you a question You ever been to Austin Texas? Eating a sausage breakfast Mother f**er comes in talkin wreckless So you stab him in the throat with your shark tooth necklace? If you said no, I can't relate to you If you said yes, I raise my drink to you If you said, hephlelelelhpellhe I'm sorry man I might have went a little bit over board when I put that shank through you Hehe, the only pasta I eat is mac n cheese I don't drive it, if it's Japanese I don't buy it, if it's made in Europe And I sure don't eat it if it's maple syrup Let me tell you something Next time you see me hanging out in Winnipeg That's gonna be the same day you see a flying barbeque chicken leg Same day I go to the toilet take a sh** out come a lizard egg Same day I won't work for a living I go on the corner sit and beg It'd never happen Not a chance in the world I will k** you then f** you girl then choke slam a bear and then strangle a squirrel My names dale Don't call me earl I'm serious man I don't know why but every time I go somewhere people call me earl there must be a guy out that look like me or something like that Dude named earl I don't know what it is I dont know if I have a lost twin brother or something like that Hold on man let me get you, get you like