Dalama Jones - Keep Shuffling lyrics

I'm on some Katie bar the door wood cellar floor Tornado on the plains not in Kansas any more Scouring the deep web trying to explore All this right wing blogosphere messaging boards 2.5 mile meteor Speedy o'r deepspace on a place to hit yours Truly panic and unruly Like Contagion or that neat Deep Impact movie I want some front row seat type booty Popcorn and Diet Coke end times groupie Trading cards of the martial law troops see Collect em all before they're gone like Newsweek Walmart and Obama in cahoots he's Taken out a Sam's Club card as we speak Gonna get his gas on the cheap What a jerk that he is Commander in Creep Jade Helm pandering fleet Of cashiers marching on linoleum street To invade your neighborhood discreet Open up a SuperCenter every couple feet Keep shuffling your mouth wide open Keep shuffling your mouth wide open Keep shuffling your mouth wide open I got sinking feeling that we're not going to make it