Where have, all the boys gone We can't find them at all, we can't find them at all All the, arcades and sports bars And hockey rinks empty There's nobody for me It's poker night, and we weren't invited Take your spade, out of my heart You said, I was your queen But you've traded me in For a straight flush to win We feel like, two ducks in a pond Being held up by cowboys In Texas, (I hate this game!) Poker night, and we weren't invited Take your spade, out of my heart Clearly, this fad will pa** Just as soon as the hockey teams Get off their,,, You will, wish you weren't in debt For buying aluminum-weighted chips (idiot!) It's poker night, and we weren't invited Take your spade, out of my heart