Daiquiri - My Idea Of Fun lyrics

My teeth are breakin I can't afford to fix them The nerves are stinging and it looks bad then They bustin to pieces and I spit em in the sink Exactly like an Anne Murray song about an ice rink My teeth are sharp but unlike a shark I sit on my couch and do nothing in the dark Shark's don't use floss with flippers too short Piranah's breed, please abort If there's a question there is an answer I don't know what it is when I see her, Alaska Trevor Shand he wrote some words for this beat an he sung them like This I turned them down flat Singin some bullsh** about a cheerleader what do I care bout that? A shark and a tooth and a snowbird to spare Spread your tiny wings and fly away, dental care All this talk of underwater life it makes me think About what ahppens to the toothpaste I spit down the sink I have never considered myself no Jaques Cousteau Gums are healthy teeth are cracked where does the toothpaste go? Who's gonna hold my hand when I piss? Who's gonna put their hand in the stream? Who's gonna sweep up all the teeth? Dentist said my mouth was clean That was a real nice compliment As I gave him my last cent He don't know why they be breakin Gla** of calcium I'm takin Teeth are breakin out Teeth fallin out on the floor I'm fukin spent Good thing I got stock in Polydent