Da Yoopers - Rusty Chevrolet lyrics

(Spoken) C'mon, cmon! C'mon, you can do it! (car starts) All right! Dashing through the snow in my Rusty Chevrolet Down the road I go Sliding all the way I need new piston rings I need some new snow tires My car is held together By a piece of chicken wire CHORUS Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke The door just blew away I light a match to see the dash And then I start to pray The frame is bent, the muffler went The radio, it's okay Oh what fun it is to drive This Rusty Chevrolet I went to the IGA To get some Christmas cheer I just pa**ed up my left front tire And it's getting hard to steer Speeding down the highway Right past a county cop I have to drag my swampers Just to get the car to stop (chorus) (instrumental) Bouncing through the snowdrifts In a big blue cloud of smoke People laugh as I drive by And I wonder what's the joke I got to get to Wal-Mart To pick up the lay-away 'Cause Santa Claus is coming soon In his big old rusty sleigh (chorus)