Da Yoopers - Pizza In My Shorts lyrics

1. You used to take my parking in your rusty chevrolet Wed go out to the palmer dump and watch the bears at play Now the honeymoon is over you don't take me anyplace You just lay there on the sofa pouring beer into your face 2. You used to go out jogging and you worked out real hard You looked just like jane fonda in your hot pink leotards Now you look just like godzilla with your 52 inch hips And the hair keeps getting thicker upon your upper lip Chorus: Were the rotund family we never get along We love to drive each other nuts and argue all day long But when we order pizza that's one time we all agree Cause no one loves that pizza like the rotund family Pepperoni capicolli mounds of mushrooms too Mozzarella mortadella baby swiss and bleu Anchovies and olives and lots of cudighi That's the perfect pizza for the rotund family 3. Those two brain dead kids of yours they both take after you They sit like stumps and watch tv and eat till they turn blue Its two days after payday and they ate up all my pay And I haven't seen the dog or cat since lunchtime yesterday 4. It's you that they take after you no good lazy bum You all show up like callouses when all the work is done If I ever wanna get some help around the house Ill have to take some dynamite and blow you off the couch