Da Yoopers - Happy Birthday Fungus Face lyrics

1. I was cleaning out my toilet bowl When your birthday came to mind So I sat right down to write for you A happy birthday rhyme So here's A birthday song I wrote To tell you how I feel Ever since you dumped me Your birthday's no big deal Chorus: Happy birthday fungus face No one else can take your place You A worthless piece of human waste I'm so glad you've gone away Happy birthday beaver breath You're not that easy to forget You're just like something bad I've et Have A lousy day 2. May you wrap your precious pick-Up truck Around A jackp1ne tree And never get A dime From your insurance company May your buddies get religion May the breweries all run dry May you eat some moldy birthday cake And sh** until you die (Repeat chorus)