Da Yoopers - I TINK MY BEAGLE'S GAY lyrics

1. MY BEAGLE DRIVES A RABBIT ALL NIGHT LONG HE AND HIS BUDDY PETE CRUISE THE BUSH ROADS OUT OF TOWN WELL I SORTA SUSPECTED THOSE TWO RIGHT FROM THE START NOW A STICK OF DYNAMITE WON'T BREAK THOSE TWO APART 2. THE BUDDIES THINK HE'S A GOOD OLE' STUDDLY HOUND THE GREATEST DAMNED OLE' RABBIT DRIVING MUTT AROUND BUT THEY DON'T KNOW HIS TAIL WAGS THE OTHER WAY, HOLY WAH I'M TELLING YOU, I THINK MY BEAGLE'S GAY CHORUS: IT'S HUMILIATING, AGGRAVATING FRUSTRATING, IRRITATING WHEN YOUR DOG'S A FORNICATING ON THE MAIL MAN'S LEG THE HUMILIATION, AGGRAVATION FRUSTRATION THAT YOU FEEL WHEN YOUR DOG'S GOT A RED ONE FOR THE NEIGHBOR'S BULLDOG STAG IT'S REPUGNANT, SHOULD I MAKE HIM CHANGE HIS WAYS? IT'S REDUNDANT, WILL HE ALWAYS BE THIS WAY? YOU KNOW LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING AND LOVE IS BLIND THEY SAY BUT I'M NOT SURE, I THINK MY BEAGLE'S GAY 3. DA WIFE TOLD ME THAT I WAS BEING A FOOL IT'S JUST ANOTHER DOGGY PHASE HE'S GOING THROUGH SO I TOOK HIM TO MUTTIE MAKIE'S DOWN THE STREET HE HAD A BEAUTIFUL FEMALE BEAGLE SHE WAS IN HEAT 4. I SAID TO MY DOG, "GO GET HER STUDDLY YEAH, HAVE SOME FUN" "SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE, COME ON, GO AHEAD SHOW OLE' MUTTI HERE HOW IT'S DONE" WELL, HE WENT OVER THERE AND TOOK A SNIFF BUT THEN HE YAWNED AND TOOK A GREAT BIG POOP MUTTI LAUGHED AND LAUGHED I FELT LIKE A STOOP! (REPEAT CHORUS) IT'S OK THAT MY BEAGLE'S GAY