Da Phat Controlla - Ho Ho (Ho) lyrics

[Intro: Sample of Santa's Super Sleigh] Look who's coming 'round the bend It's Santa and his reindeer friends [Verse 1: Da Phat Controlla] I be that festive motherf**a, North Pole's what I'm reppin' Tell my elves quit the b**hing, we gon' make sh** in a second Teenagers disrespect me, f** their sh** I'm hectic You get jack sh** if you're naughty, I ain't coming to no poor kids Sleigh's so impressive, moving at a quick pace For all the rich kids, and then especially for Kevin Then Evan, after eleven, I gets you the presents Red suits, black boots usually what I'm dressed in For mum's c*nts buckle up, I come in your direction In your house, between b**bies up, on my erection Decorate the front lawn, or your house ain't getting nothing If you expect a present, leave cookies on the dressing [Hook:] You better bet I know, b**hes be getting coal On Christmas Day I be like ho ho (ho) x 2 (Clop clop clop clop, Merry Christmas boy) (Clop clop clop clop, here you get a toy) (Clop clop clop clop, I don't want no soy) On Christmas Day I be like ho ho (ho) [Verse 2:] Ho ho ho Your momma thinks I'm hot, man I asked "Is he asleep?" Then we gon' smoke a lot, right back up the chimney Pull up on the rooftop, but I don't have any keys Even though yo house got locks, I come down the chimney Yeah yeah I see, I'm feeling right on these double D's That's for me? Heh thanks, but I do this sh** for free As soon as I leave, yeah I can finally breathe That wasn't best yeah, but it's fun for Christmas Eve It hails, can't fail; the game: X-mas Escorts, Newport, This here be my life still So mami tell how my dick feels Next year we play that Vick feel, for now just chill [Hook] [Spoken Outro:] Yeah, thanks for listening Have a Merry Christmas everyone And uh, I don't really f** all yo mommas Or... maybe I do What's her... what's her name again? I mean... I don't know if I'd really remember, but There's a chance I might have, so Just take that into consideration And I hope you're not that mad about it But anyway, um yeah, bye Til next time, and next year