Da Hol 9 - 1(877)969-KAOS (2WAY) lyrics

(dialing) (ringing) (computer voice) Welcome, mailbox of 877 (beep) Enter your subscribal secruity co-(4 beeps) You have messages (beep) (Jesse Taylor talking) Yo Kaos this yo people J.T., Jesse Taylor man Where you at man, I hit you on the Hit man Craig's been callin me man, give him your real Phone number, don't have him callin my mama house Then she callin my house givin him my number and how You gon owe dealers? I owe dealers too now you done Got em hooked on me and you, man hit me on my 2way (beep) (Devon Sergi talking) Yo Kaos! this Devon Sergi boy Hot 97.5 Atlanta Ya country cousin folk, you betta holla at me Get ya AT....(message deleted) [Hook: Kaos] Just hit me on my 2way baby I'm on the go We on the road, we rockin shows Gotta rep 314, MO fo' sho Still doin dirt though But I got that work mo You'll get that when I get back And hit back in a day or so [Verse 1: Kaos] K.C., the Navi, Houston, and the Chi, frine and the friendly skies Urbody on at 9, tired of my girl askin my why In the car before I left in wit Jamal When I'm sleepin she thinks I'm creepin in wit another broad This life is hard derty, but it's my job derty Can't get no rest, I'm always stressed and its my fault derty I'm on my way to LA, gotta hit the Bay in about 3 days Gotta get paid, all work, no play and I just keep gettin paged (beep) (K-Slide talking) Ay muthaf**er I heard you comin down here And your punk a** better give me DJ exclusive interview You know how I do it, so you better be here, and be Callin me first muthaf**a...and if you don't know who The f** this is you better know, K-Slide, westside BI-ATCH (beep) (Penelope talking) Kaos this your girl Penelope, n***a we lookin for you Where you at? we up herre in Philly we got a platinum Party goin on for Toya, me, the 'Tics, urbody herre We got rooms for you, hoes all that sh**, what up derty? Don't be on no bullsh** n***a.. (beep) (Chuck talking) Yo Kaos, Chuck man...(deleted) (Chuck again) Yo Kaos, Chuck, did you talk to Deja or Eric? you workin this weekend Man check in (message deleted) [Hook] [Verse 2: Kaos] Now I'm on another flight, Milwaukee tonight Been in Vegas 4 nights, urbody wanna see the sights Urbody done be hollerin bout the fight Urbody rollin wit the hype, urry one I run into got a price Urry dime woman that I meet is a dyke And I be like this sh** ain't right, but I gotta be cool so I socialize (ya lil' mo) Seems like urbody's blowin highs (ya fo' sho) Gotta be in Cleveland, tomorrow evening, and it's gonna be rough To get my a** up, who the f** you blowin me up? (Toya talking) Whuts up Kaos, this your girl Toya, yo I knooow You gon check out the platinum party up in Philly Cuz I know my girl Penelope told you so just Bring ya a**, cuz urrrbody there, so don't be actin like a HAT-AAA (beep) (Ludacris talking) Kaos, Kaos man answer this goddamn phone man Ay man check it, it's Luda man, tryin to see if you Comin to ATL I know you told me you was comin down Here n***a hurry the hell up, I told you we throwin a party There gon be a lot of big titties wit the matchin a**es Gon be hoes out, all that good church girl type stuff man We bout to get it down, so hit a n***a aight? (beep) [Hook] [Verse 3: Kaos] I miss my son, I miss my girl, we up in the Source The longer the world bumpin they hella thurl (yes'ir yes'ir) Now I can't wait till I get back to the crib, Lil' Rob, Bob And A.P. and Mom's crib, do we still be crackin over at the park Do my n***as still be shootin darts, is it still wild after dark? Do them hoes still be at the Lart? I miss the Arch But most of all I miss Eddie K., wish ya good when I get back To the hood baby its gravy, its payday! (beep) (horny girl talking) Hey Kaos, I kinda missed you, I kinda missed Everything about you and um.. (clears throat) I'm really horny, I am and I got to thinkin bout you Again and it got me soakin... wet.. (deep breath) Mmmm this long.. (moaning) Ok, ok, ok lemme calm down um just.. oooh Give me a call ok? ok...bye (message deleted) [Hook] - repeat 2X (male talking) Yo n***a I heard you comin down to Cleveland dogg Man when you gon come down and kick it wit me man I got this party gettin ready to jump off, I got these Strippers ready to do they thing, all you gotta do make it Here dogg alright? g-spot I'm out (beep) (Don Love talking) Yo n***a what's up this is bad boy, Don Love Tryin to reach out at ya man I heard you was in town You know what? you need to holla at me man Break down, touchdown and holla at a brother Hit me on the Hit (beep) (hater talking) Kaos whut's up man? whut's up wit you man DJ Frontin', DJ I-Ain't-Got-A-2way DJ I-Ain't-Got-No-Answerin-Service DJ I-Ain't-Got-No-Business, DJ I-Ain't-Got-No-Stratchin-Sk**s Whut's up wit you DJ Kaos? tryin to get back at you man And you hollerin at everybody else but ain't gon holla back at me Notorious! Black Glorious! that's what I'm talkin about DJ Kaos, how bout DJ uh.... Ain't-Paid-Yet