Da Crankyanka - Moby Cock lyrics

Got a big white whale, Captain Ahab By whale I mean penis, that's what I have My pants catch Moby Dick every morning Now it's boring So I'm snoring Got hard balls and some wood, Derek Jeter I fly around in tights, Pan Comma Peter Public Indecency is my middle name Showing off my shaft is my game Show my dong all day- Free Willy Milli Vanilli drop a dilly on your willy Stiffer than a board, call me Randy Johnson Showing the public my balls, they all want some Balls so bloated, Rosie O'Donnell My balls are like Dende in a retirement home Green, smell like Bengay, wrinkly, small, look like deflated dodgeballs, not to mention my bo*er I mean shaft My shaft is so smooth you can call it John Third Eye Blind, IT'S TIEN TIME My nads are small and useless, Chiaotzu My King Carrot is big and stiff, like a big carrot Don't give me a ferret, ferrets like carrots My genitals are pudgy, ugly, and dumb, call them Yajirobe Don't be surprised when I disrobe me