Da Crankyanka - Dong-Piece lyrics

[Hook, MC 2-Ballz] I'm smelling balls, I'm on my cell phone Pictures of balls, right on my I-Phone Look at my balls, pics on my I-Phone You saw four, then I took five more Dong Piece, straight 2-Ballz My sac hangs, I got 2-Ballz Dong Piece, straight 2-Ballz My sac hangs, I got 2-Ballz [Verse 1, MC 2-Ballz] Smooth nuts, still freshly shaven They smell like Mexicans, I been sweatin' No boxers, take my word Let my balls dangle free, like a fresh turd Shoe box, two poos in 'em In the two-seater, with my bowels movin' No skidmarks, went down clean Left the log sitting there for you to clean [Hook, MC 2-Ballz] [Verse 2, Da Crankyanka] It's Lil Crank, what up doe? I'm talkin' big balls, and they hang low And I can tuck 'em up into my waistband Hard balls, they feel like two soda cans s** on my balls, so hard they rip I got a tan sack, cuz I tan my bits Gettin' itchy, scratch my balls in the livin' room Get it? Scratch my BALLS in the LIVIN' room s** on my balls and tell my balls you had a blast I put my ba**sack on your head until I pa** gas What you mean talkin "I ain't got balls"? Rack 'em up, I'll show you my 2-Ballz [Hook, MC 2-Ballz] [Verse 3, MC 2-Ballz] Soft white, I got them G-Nuts It's gettin' cold, now I got small nuts Pooped on the road, I'll poop on your whips Took a hundred dumps, made you smell it Dong piece, straight 2-Ballz Ow, my pee burns like napalm Lick my balls, Like Warhol Police lookin' at me like my dong's out No sir, not me My balls dangle just below my knee Bullet proof weiner, check it out son You could shoot my n***a weiner with a big gun [Hook, MC 2-Ballz]