D12 - King Kong lyrics

[Intro: Bizarre] Yeah, D-Twizzie Back in the lab Ayo, fire that weed up, pa** it around King Kong, b**h All my n***as is gorillas f** the other animals, n***a I'm the king of the jungle Yeah, beware (King Kong, ain't got sh** on me!) [Verse 1: Bizarre] Fourteen blunts, sixteen stobeys Who wanna get their jaw broke by Sugar Shane Mosley? Battle rapper, grew up in the cypher You grew up a lover, I grew up a fighter I eat rappers, twenty times a day All you can eat like Old Country Buffet Regular weed, I don't even smoke Hoes come over and get licked like a envelope I'll smack your auntie, then k** your mother I just wanna f** somebody up like Raz B brother Me, Von, and Swift, we like to commodores Come to a D12 party, we got all types of who*es Don't worry ‘bout hotel rooms, we got all types of floors And we'll be smoking weed till a quarter past four So run up, try actin' crazy You'll get your back cracked but not by a Chinese lady Bizarre, Eddy [?] from Oz, I got a lotta bars I'm King Kong b**h, but to you I'm God [Hook: Sample] (x2) King Kong, ain't got sh** on me! [Verse 2: Kuniva] I have an attitude beyond belief So when I palm this heat, I'll leave your body layin' all in the street I'm a big dog walkin' My body ain't worth sh**, it's kinda backwards ‘cause it hurts when the fifth starts barkin' I'm even better than before, iller metaphors k**as bet it all on ‘Niva, one shot dead ‘em all And that's for Big Pun, big guns, plus a mean mug equals get funds, b**h run I tear this whole place up, sniff a half a cake up Then hog a loogy in your girl's make up Brandishin' pistols with 40s laughin' Up in your shorty in the a**es, makin' moves like I'm choreographin' My dialect is full of disrespect, f** the rules, bust a Uz' You playin' while I eat [?] That's how it is, how I live, n***a holla at me I oughta join PETA homie, ‘cause I'm llama happy, blow! [Hook: Sample] (x2) King Kong, ain't got sh** on me! [Verse 3: Swifty McVay] McVay, I'm that scandalous, a black ba*tard Puttin' holes in a n***a's face like a jack-o-lantern, I can't fathom Being attacked, don't try me I spasm and leave these shots planted in that a** like an IV I'm grimy, lyrically toxic, a d**h prophet that cannot stop it On fire like the back of rockets In a mosh pit, stompin' mommas for talkin' sh** I'm a pill poppin' advocate, b**h I will not quit If you ain't payin' homage to this Loch Ness Monster, we gon' have a problem While my claws grip your revolver, I don't knock n***as unconsciousness You'll be forever unresponsive, dwellin' in a realm of darkness I park in front of your crib, walk on your porch with all fours And I piss on your kids, a reservoir dog That'll force y'all to torture each other, and this is not solved I'm on a couch laughin' at all y'all, what? [Hook: Sample] (x2) King Kong, ain't got sh** on me!