D12 - Purple Pills (Unedited Real Studio Version) lyrics

I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to Mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of valium inside her palm It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by 6 people and 5 I hit, ah sh** I started a mosh pit, squashed a b**h And stomped the foster kids These shrooms make me hallucinate Then I sweat till I start losing weight Till I see dumb sh** start happenin' Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce I said, "C'mon bounce" Everybody in the house with a half an ounce Not weed, I meant coke dumb a** sit down We don't bullsh**, better ask around D12 throws the bomb and's dashing town Bizarre, your mom is pa**ing out Get her a** on the couch 'fore she crashes out (Come on) f** that, someone help Denaun He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn Hey Von, you see me stepping on these leprechauns? It gotta be acid 'cuz the X is gone Ya, I took them all dog with some parmesian And I think my arm is gone, it's probably numb Dumb, dumb, and full of come And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue Scary a** it was a false alarm You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on Well, stop acting stupid You so high that you might wake up with a guy On some new sh**, I think I did too much This substance equals cuffs Red pills, blue pills, and green Big pills (That's ill) Mescaline I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to Mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills Dirty Dozen, 80 of us Shady brothers, ladies love us That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Some, something, something, something Something, something, something, something Pop pills, pills I pop Pop two pills on stilts I walk Snort two lines that were filled with chalk Thought it was incredible I k**ed the Hulk I wanna roll away like a rollerblade Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days And when I'm old and gray look for dope to smoke I overdose when I pack up my nose with coke Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the Trojan broke Ahh, poor baby Born by who*e lady Now I gotta straight born infant (You're crazy!) I pop four E's at one time And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine (You got any shrooms?) Does Bizarre smoke crack? We can't get jobs 'cuz our arms show tracks Why the hell you n***as think I rap? I do it just to get your company hijacked And if you like smack then I might too (Swift, chill) I just wanna get high like you And I don't give a damn if they white or blue Speed, shrooms, down the valiums Even smoke weed outta vacuums I just got some and I'm going back soon I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to Mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I'm at a rave, looking like a slave high on chronic Gin and tonic, demonic, body smell like vomit p**y-popping, acid-dropping, dope-headed guy Hurling Mescaline, pencilnecks, wanna try? Blue pills, golden seals, got Bizarre acting ill Drugs k** (Yeah, right) b**h, I'm for real Shut your mouth, you dirty s*ut You know you want it in your bu*t I'll put it in your c*nt Let Bizarre nut! I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to Mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills