D-Why - Swag Surfin' (Freestyle) lyrics

I'm just like my dad And my little brother Matt And they both got more swag Than your boyfriend ever had I'm surfin', I'm surfin', for certain close the curtains I be hurtin' and they tryin' so hard but it don't be workin' I'm as pretty as a picture ridin' with a Mona Lisa She be whisperin' sweet nothings in my ear, "it's nice to meet ya" Here I go, there I go, blarin' through your stereo Karma's a b**h, what goes around comes around like a merry-go Oh, yes I swear, I'm so alive that it's a miracle They say it's funny how I made it ha ha ha hysterical I'm laughing to the bank and then I'm laughing to the mall And then I'm laughing my a** off cause I'm laughing at 'em all It's like a comedy, I'm what you want to be, cause you're a wannabe I told my ex-girlfriend to get ghost and now she's high on me I'm on the scene and honestly I wanna leave so me and you should reconvene between the sheets and play some naked peek-a-boo Oh, what we need to do, Charleston's got a problem Mikey told me that I got 'em, that I got 'em, let me holla That Scotty, Scotty beam me up, take a shower to clean me up One second I'm an a**hole, the next they say I ain't mean enough f**, why girls gotta be so confusing and stupid I'm only rapping cause girls like guys who are into music They say Jesus, "do you need us?" Why you being so facetious? I think I saw your girlfriend on an episode of "Cheaters" Nah, I'm teasing. Be easy, I don't need no confrontation I know that I'm dope as f**, I don't need no confirmation Thanks for waiting, sorry I'm late, and you know I've been busy You can say my flow is s*utty, everybody f**ing wit me Come and get me if you want me, I be everywhere you never are And girl I don't mess with drama, that ain't in my repertoire Nah that will not get you far, looked at her and said "let's bounce" She took me to her crib and said "please excuse the messy house" And pushed me on the bed and asked me if I was impressed now It's funny how she got all dressed up just to pull her dress down Oh my God, oh my God, O-M-G, oh my God! Did he have to do it, well they say old habits die hard Your outfit gets a fail (fail) but I mean, I guess you tried hard If you're a swag surfer, ha, I'm a lifeguard Cause you don't know how to stay balanced, you leaning, you fallin' And splashin', I'm laughin', you sinkin' I'm sayin' what you doing? You just made yourself look stupid You had the perfect opportunity but you just blew it They scared of me, man I'm what you dare to see Your parents wish you'd marry me, Mazel tov, on a chair they carry me Apparently, this white boy be k**in' I'm like Larry B And my flow is crazy I think I should go to therapy Sick, need some Theraflu, there are few comparin' to Wait, I take it back, there ain't no way that I can marry you A bachelor like the TV show, they send me to an oasis And baby you don't need to know (no) but you need to go Somewhere and just know that if you can't beat us then join us Everybody points at me while everybody gives you pointers On the track like Jackie Joyner, I don't mean to be annoying But girl there's something about the smell of fresh air in the morning Why you acting gucci you and your dude are flashing in matching koogi I might smash a groupie then grab a smoothie while at the movies Actually I'll pa** but I act it if you pa** it to me And like half a gla** will have your girl showing her a** and b**bies What you doin' shopping? If I want it I'm gon' buy it Ain't no need to try it on already know my sizes Call me GQ D-Why always on some fly sh** Fashion icon status, look ma, no stylist