D-Why - Shooter McGavin lyrics

Tag me in, swag me out random girls they ask me out Nasty mouths, clean apartments, until we f** on the couch I'ma go in, let me go in…crazy time, goodnight world I don't mess with coke, but I woke up next to some white girl I'm going harder than Shawn and Dwayne Carter and sh** starting an argument with everybody barging in I'm stunting like my father, I go further and farther You're hard on your daughter, but I'm hard in your daughter Ahh, pardon me, I'm hard to see, you half asleep I have to be Creating a masterpiece, dressed in black a master thief 00-no trouble tho, address me as David Bond Waiting on my double-double who'da though it'd take this long? I k** the game like Bundy, we getting extra stunty Every day feels like a Friday, but we f** like its a hump day I don't even try like Sunday, you got me more stressed than Monday ….I do it all in one day…I'm sure you'll do it some day With a chick named Wednesday, she got me in the worst way We k** the f**ing game and call it Hurse Day, ya' heard me? And all my dudes be all about them trees like it's Earth Day Celebrate, ‘cuz it's somebody's birthday, I'm thirsty Macchiato…macchiato, where my macchiato at?—HEY! Whattup, whattup, whattup, whattup —-HEY Whattup, whattup, whattup, whattup —-HEY I'm. somewhere. chilling. in, places you can't be at Who is he? D-Whizzy, oh man I be that Dude on the scene when I rap on the track, when I do it like this can you do it like that? Can you flow like me? You can't flow like me, you can't go like me, you should grow like me I'm Chuck Ba** meets Chuck D, f** you…no f** me …wait, I mean f** YOU…and she can f** me I'm chillin' with some baddies, so you should be my caddy ‘cuz these Shooter McGavin dudes don't want me to be Happy She got tan skin, thick hips, dark hair, D-Cups You D-Bags can s** on D's nuts—D-up I'm playing like a champion, go hammer like a handyman So hype give me an Ambien and rush me an ambulance I'll be there with bells on, El will have an L lit And I'll be acting so selfish I won't even turn my cell off S-w-a-g…m-e-t-h-e…f-u-c-k-out b**h, watch me get my spell on ‘Cuz I'm in it, I'm on it, I'm gonna stop now She keeps breathin' heavy says, “any minute, but not now” Hop down, turn around, grab ahold of them curtains now And let me grab ahold and put that body on a gurney now Whattup, whattup, whattup, whattup —-HEY Whattup, whattup, whattup, whattup —-HEY I'm Ralph Lauren meets Lauryn Hill, baby I am more than ill And it be takin' more than sk**, when you go in for the k** Throw ‘em out the f**ing crib, treat ‘em like I'm Uncle Phil So much hype around these guys, but somehow they are boring still sh**, I ain't being mean…I'm just being me …….and thats the E.N.D But if you want it slow, girl we can take it slow And if you want it fast, I'll give it to you fast ‘Cuz. I. be. stuntin' and lovin' it, ‘bout to have fun again While you are wondering, lay in the sun again/ With some friends and a wallet with money in, everything I do they laugh like it's funny ‘bout to crash like a dummy in the back with a bunny/ don't get mad get money/ life's sweet like honey Beat the beat like I'm running/ you can hear me comin'/ in the near future, baby it's nothing …We make up, we make out, I'll make due They tell me D, “a lot of people don't know what to make of you” I'm Jay-Z, meets J. Christ, meets Jay Leno, meets J.Crew Had a break down, we broke up, so now I break through But if you want it slow, girl we can take it slow And if you want it fast, I'll give it to you fast