D-tin - Illuminati lyrics

[Hook: D-tin] You think that I'm Illuminati Cuz you other rappers can not stop me [Verse 1: D-tin] Like Miley, I'm coming in just like a wrecking ball So f** your concert, let's go in back and you can wreck my balls in a bathroom stall That'll be all, so if it pleases the court I would like to address That I wouldn't mind if Jennifer Lawrence would come up on stage and step out of her dress Now I sound like Tunechi, talking 'bout p**y, I'ma flip this sh** and do a one eighty f** s**, I'ma rap about rape cuz that's what flows through the mind of Shady But I'm not Slim, I can't do it like him, when it comes to this sh** I'm just a baby Spitting rhymes about d**, rape, murder, tragedies and I still wonder why I can't get head from Lady Gaga, does it make me strange that I'll severe her head at the count of zero Then force feed her co*k on live TV while it comes out of her neck, how's that for a weirdo?! You mother f**ers haven't even thought of a mind as twisted as mine 'Til I spat out a rhyme that makes you wanna go out at Christmas time so you can hear my lines and waste every dime Just to buy my new album, and later on down the road after several thousand Sold, you retards are gonna feel just like yourselves for helping me achieve going platinum Go ahead and stab me in the back, I'll take the blade out and lick my own blood Then put your wrists and ankles in cuffs, come on and try it if you think I'm a bluff I learn from the best, pour a dash of that in, mix it in with D-tin, and you have a recipe to sin They say that the rap game can't have a winner, well call me Charlie Sheen because I win! So I salute the Illuminati, with the two middle fingers that have been placed on my body To all my haters, let's go to a movie and I'll pull a Remington on everyone in the lobby Let's ask Megan what the Fox says when the Fox has a gag strapped around her head From the sound of those moans and groans it sounds like the Fox wishes that she was dead! Oh Emma, I think you cast Wingardium Leviosa on my wand But you can kiss this frog's a**, I'm not dealing with you s*uts, I'd rather k** you and drag you into my pond Shady needs to stand up, I'm sore after f**ing Anna Kendrick's a** with her own cup If I offend you, good, cuz guess what, I don't give a f**! Do I look like a fireman, skank, I ain't coming to save sh** The only hose that you're gonna get sprayed with is this dick! Oops, there I go again, thinking with my co*k and not with my pen Yeah, I'm from Tennessee, but none of these broads are even close to a ten! Maybe one day I'll be good enough to be pa**ed Slim Shady down as my title But 'til that day comes, Baby Shady's gonna bend you over and blast your a** with an a**ault rifle! [Hook: D-tin] You think that I'm Illuminati Cuz you other rappers can not stop me [Verse 2: D-tin] Now hand the mic back to me, and I'll show you Baby Shady I'm the prodigal lyrical miracle, nothing like that Nicki lady I don't Google your a**, c*nt, even the thought of it makes me gag There's a difference between not wanting a p**y and being a total f*g I'm keeping myself away from disease, if you have herps then you better leave Cuz if you give 'em to me then I'll tear you apart and start with your jugular, using my teeth My mind doesn't work, I think that the gears are a bit rusted Quick, hand me the WD-40 so I can make all these people disgusted Have you ever seen someone's eyes bleed just from reading a verse of lyrics? Well who are you to judge me, you critics won't even let me finish Unless you're holding the gavel then you don't give me the verdict If you b**hes ever cut me off then I'll shove a steel bristle brush in your cervix All of these b**hes get pissed whenever I mention k**ing babies When I say it it's a joke, but these pregnant b**hes do it on the daily Although they don't act as bad as that one psycho b**h named Casey That's the kind of sh** I say, while I'm f**ing a b**h named Haley She wants me to keep it in, but I'm not allowing her my offspring You can swallow children instead, at least that'll keep you from talking Now on to the rest of y'all, your thoughts are insignificant The only reason for your birth was a rubber tearing incident You're a waste of s**m, you should've been ejaculated through masturbation I hope the cause of your d**h is fire, like the Jews, you'll go through cremation Excuse me Ariana, but if you need help with the high notes let me know We can play cat and mouse, and when I pounce you'll be breaking gla** at all of your shows Should I get sued for calling myself Shady, no because I know it's not mine If anything I should get sued for dropping all of these b**hes like they were a dime I just call myself Shady to leave out the Baby, I know I'm not Slim and no theft intended There's a Slim Shady in all of us, don't act like you've never once pretended That you could be a rap god just like Em, the only difference is that I'm working for it All of these rhymes, you all adore it, you talk about money but you can't afford it You're all as fake as a pair of tits sitting on the chest of Katie Morgan And I'll strangle your neck if you hate on me, so I guess that you can call me Jorgan [Hook: D-tin] You think that I'm Illuminati Cuz you other rappers can not stop me